changes guy

1. An individual who causes awkward silences by saying something totally against the flow of the conversation i.e. stupid, not funny, weird, etc.

Person 1: Dude, that chick is so hot.
Person 2: Yeah man. I'd tap that.
Person 3: I'd love to plant my seed into her and watch it grow into a beautiful apple tree.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Whatta changes guy.

by PseudoWoodo April 28, 2009

change cat

A person that is very good at manipulating a red tape system to accomplish a higher good for all man kind.

Freddie is such a bad ass. He completely convinced higher management to put in his MQ changes even though they are high risk. We could all take a lesson out of this change cat's book.

by ballzakk October 11, 2007

keeps the change

The action of swallowing a man's ejaculatory fluids intentionally, as opposed to the "change slipper".

When she moaned as she ate my pre-cum I was convinced that she would keep the change!

by milfhunter37 March 28, 2003

Change teams

A person who is a heterosexual and decides to become a homosexual or vice versa.

Although she suspected the man she had the hots for was gay, she was hoping that if she dated him she could get him to change teams.

by Mamdfm May 6, 2015

sex change

Sex Change is a term often used for sex change in humans, that is all medical procedures transgender people may pursue, or specifically to sex reassignment surgery, which usually refers to genital surgery only.

Scott Jeon: I want to become a female. What should I do?

Doctor Smith: You should get a sex change

by kingdom of heaven October 26, 2009

Chink Change

when a chink changes lanes without looking over and almost hits you

I'm going to go chink change the gook that cut me off.

by De Lamazing March 29, 2010

changing on the fly

Hide in the closet, and have your friend start having doggy sex with a chick with her facing away from the closet. Sneak out and switch with your friend. Extra points if you switch back.

Nate was boning this chick, then we changed on the fly and she didn't even notice.

by G-Diddy April 20, 2005