Noun- After giving a blowjob and taking the shot in the mouth, said blowjob giver inserts one end of a crazy straw into their mouth and the other end into their anus. They then proceed to spit the semen through the straw into their butthole. Once all the semen is fully up inside their fart box, they then squat over a champagne glass until all the semen and possibly some fecal matter has dripped into the champagne glass. They then guzzle down the semen using aforementioned crazy.
Whenever I give someone a champagne shrimp popper with a side of curly fries, I like to class it up by fully extending my pinky at all times while handling the champagne glass.
by BadMouthTacos June 14, 2011
Get the Champagne Shrimp Popper with a side of Curly Friesmug. These words are very special and meaningful to me *sniff* they are sung by Minatozaki Sana and Hirai Momo in alcohol-free a *sniff sniff* master piece and they always make me cry when I hear them so may these words bless your ears
by Lily Mann June 25, 2021
Get the my champagne😆🍾 my wine🍷🍷😋 my tequila🥃😎 margarita🍸🍸 mojito with lime🍋🍹 sweet mimosa🍹😝 pina colada 🍻mug. Mate: did you see that fed car ?
Me: ye g I was champagne dazzling
Mate: that’s a champagne dazzle ting
Me: ye g I was champagne dazzling
Mate: that’s a champagne dazzle ting
by Charlie holloway February 20, 2019
Get the champagne dazzlemug. When one person takes a bottle of fizz, somewhat like Chappledown or Veuve Cliquotand fizz that bottle right up and insert into the ass of a willing woman and watch that spray come right out of her ass all over the new bear rug and get the cleaner to suck it up or into the open mouth of a filthy willing participant
Oh my god! I got Champagne ass fucked in the ass! I sprayed all over the new bear rug! He asked me if I liked Bum-Perignon, I replied, of course I'm a lady, even after squirting all over great grandma's antique silver mustard pot with a tiny spoon! Daddy was not impressed.
by Champagne Ass August 26, 2018
Get the Champagne Assmug. It's when you line a grandmother up with her daughter under her and the granddaughter under the mom and pour champagne into her pussy and let it run down the daughter and drink it out of the granddaughter pussy
Oh my God were you there the other day when Becky and her mom and grandmother did in Alabama champagne waterfall. It was so fucking hot
by Stabby knives July 5, 2025
Get the Alabama champagne waterfallmug. Properly entertaining his female house guest, Bobby sophisticatedly invites Sarah to sample his wang-champagne.
by ADeadlySpark August 14, 2011
Get the Wang-Champagnemug. A drinking party theme, where you and a friend are zip-tied together until the champagne you’ve brought is finished. Prepare the buckets boys
“Hey you wanna pair up for Champagne and Shackles on Friday night?”
“Sure, but you’ll prolly be getting barf on your shoes”
“Sure, but you’ll prolly be getting barf on your shoes”
by cdubs33 October 19, 2023
Get the Champagne and Shacklesmug.