Noun- After giving a blowjob and taking the shot in the mouth, said blowjob giver inserts one end of a crazy straw into their mouth and the other end into their anus. They then proceed to spit the semen through the straw into their butthole. Once all the semen is fully up inside their fart box, they then squat over a champagne glass until all the semen and possibly some fecal matter has dripped into the champagne glass. They then guzzle down the semen using aforementioned crazy.
Whenever I give someone a champagne shrimp popper with a side of curly fries, I like to class it up by fully extending my pinky at all times while handling the champagne glass.
by BadMouthTacos June 14, 2011
Get the Champagne Shrimp Popper with a side of Curly Friesmug. These words are very special and meaningful to me *sniff* they are sung by Minatozaki Sana and Hirai Momo in alcohol-free a *sniff sniff* master piece and they always make me cry when I hear them so may these words bless your ears
by Lily Mann June 25, 2021
Get the my champagne😆🍾 my wine🍷🍷😋 my tequila🥃😎 margarita🍸🍸 mojito with lime🍋🍹 sweet mimosa🍹😝 pina colada 🍻mug. When the women puts herself in the piledriver position, and legs wide. The man then inserts a uncorked bottle of champagne into her pussy, then shakes it up. The champagne flows out of her pussy and then down her body and into her mouth. She drinks her piledriver champagne waterfall.
While in the piledriver position, champagne is poured into her pussy then down into her mouth. Piledriver champagne waterfall.
by whtronin October 5, 2022
Get the piledriver champagne waterfallmug. 1. T'where is the metaphorical champagne!
2. Sam: Yo! I had such a rough day!
Sally: How about some metaphorical champagne?
Sam: Yeah! I could use some ice cream.
Sally: Can I join you? My metaphorical champagne are mashed potatoes and gravy.
2. Sam: Yo! I had such a rough day!
Sally: How about some metaphorical champagne?
Sam: Yeah! I could use some ice cream.
Sally: Can I join you? My metaphorical champagne are mashed potatoes and gravy.
by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015
Get the Metaphorical Champagnemug. When you get some poo into your dick hole and then use piss to push it out. The poo on top of the piss is like the cork on a champagne bottle and the pee is like the champagne hence why it is called a champagne piss
by Some_G September 22, 2022
Get the Champagne Pissmug. 1: a woman that is very social and wont shut their fucking mouths.
2: a posh woman with Karen tendencies (commonly used by charvas)
2: a posh woman with Karen tendencies (commonly used by charvas)
charva 1: yo man, yo mama a champagne woman.
white non gigachad rizzler wannabe chav: shut your motherfucking mouth nigga
white non gigachad rizzler wannabe chav: shut your motherfucking mouth nigga
by teufort_beatz (tf2 music) February 28, 2024
Get the champagne womanmug. A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Time Martin's jizz
by Weatherfork February 19, 2024
Get the Wetherspoons Champagnemug.