Catherine
While Karen is the complainer, Catherine is the push over— the proverbial “best friend.”As your best friend, she is always there. She is your “rock.” She will allow you to hurt her. She will tolerate all your bad behavior. As a lover, she will forgive you if you’re unfaithful. She will understand if you lie. As a person, she is deeply insecure. She knows she is not the leading lady. She knows she is the “best friend”. So, she usually has many friends to define her and impress. Typically American, blonde haired and blue eyed. She has no real opinion of her own. So, she has no style or sense of fashion. She is the one most likely to become the perfect “stepford wife” and take up running as a hobby, but honestly can you blame her?
While Karen is the complainer, Catherine is the push over— the proverbial “best friend.”As your best friend, she is always there. She is your “rock.” She will allow you to hurt her. She will tolerate all your bad behavior. As a lover, she will forgive you if you’re unfaithful. She will understand if you lie. As a person, she is deeply insecure. She knows she is not the leading lady. She knows she is the “best friend”. So, she usually has many friends to define her and impress. Typically American, blonde haired and blue eyed. She has no real opinion of her own. So, she has no style or sense of fashion. She is the one most likely to become the perfect “stepford wife” and take up running as a hobby, but honestly can you blame her?
Ex: HER: Ugh, I’m never gonna fit in here. Just look at those girls. They are perfect.
HIM: Yeah, on paper.
HER: God, I wish I looked like that.
HIM: Is that really what you want? You want to be a Catherine?
HER: Yeah, why not?
HIM: Her entire life is fake. She’s not even a real blonde.
HER: No!
HIM: Yes! Listen to me, focus on yourself, the world will adjust. The last thing this world needs is another Catherine.
HER: Really?
HIM: Really.
HIM: Yeah, on paper.
HER: God, I wish I looked like that.
HIM: Is that really what you want? You want to be a Catherine?
HER: Yeah, why not?
HIM: Her entire life is fake. She’s not even a real blonde.
HER: No!
HIM: Yes! Listen to me, focus on yourself, the world will adjust. The last thing this world needs is another Catherine.
HER: Really?
HIM: Really.
by Kaucher December 30, 2023
Get the Catherinemug. Entering a national park in the Northern Territory with the intent of camping so you can having messed up, perverted sex in order to traumatise the wildlife.
...me and the missus got on the piss with an old guy from the nursing home down the road and some trucker she met last week. We went Camping In Catherine and she bent us all over a log and pegged all of us over a log next to a lagoon. six bin chickens that were watching fed themselves to crocodiles on purpose...
by Violetly N October 25, 2023
Get the Camping in Catherinemug. Catherine hart is someone who is one of a kind. She is usually someone’s cousin, possibly a nephew. Catherine hart may read books, or even listen to a book on tape. There may have even been instences where she has pooped in a large public pool.
by anonymous July 21, 2021
Get the Catherine Hartmug. by Bing chilling November 25, 2021
Get the Catherinemug. by Literal shoelace eater August 25, 2021
Get the Catherinemug. by Oafc63 March 28, 2024
Get the Yorkshire Catherine Wheelmug. The pipes wail like a banshee, the rent is enough to give you third world debt and the rooms are hot or cold, never just right. The showers drip when the water pressure is good enough.
by Truth_Bringer_117 January 8, 2022
Get the Catherine Housemug.