lefty's catcher's mitt

something you think is real, when actually it isnt

phoniness, net, jargon,

used in net jargon

basically a lefty's catcher's mitt

by TheLaughingMan May 22, 2007

Bullet Catcher

1.Jean Robert-Houdin, who was one of the first to catch a bullet in his teeth

reference: http://www.foreworks.com/bullet.html

2. Krassin Antov, a bulgarian magician who also used this trick commonly in his performances, dubbed "the amazing Bulkan" by some.

3. a lucky person who survives a shootout unscarred, or lives through multiple wounds.

Holy crap! how did the bullet catcher do that!
He got shot 9 times and lived? he's gotta be some sorta bullet catcher

by Edarios September 2, 2008

old catcher's mitt

worn out vagina

Brittany has been fucked so many times she has an old catcher's mitt.

by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014

Corn Catcher

The act of piercing the anus to catch corn from your brown matter

"I got to go home and clean my corn catcher before it gets just and i get clogged up" Said Jessica Simpson

by AaronCKKJ May 13, 2005

Catcher Masturbation

verb; the act of gay males using a toy to masturbate anally

My friends favourite activity is catcher masturbation

by gaybuddy42 February 18, 2011

dream catcher

Underwear sleeping garments. Not limited to shorts, sweats or oversized t shirts.

Bro 1 "And interesting dreams last night? "
Bro 2 ".........Shoot. I can't remember. Hold on let me go look at my dream catcher. "
Bro 1 "Where you going?"
Bro 2 " laundry room."
Bro 1 " Dropping a load?"
Bro 2 "Maybe. But first I gotta see if I jizzed in my underwear. "
Bro 1 "Righteous."

by jockstrap on June 25, 2014

kiddy catcher

A guy usually about 6foot with short/medium black greasy hair.
makes young girls and children do things they don't understand.
has many catch phrases "do you want to see my labrador puppies"
"would you like some sweeties little boy"
"suck that lollipop or the nasty men will hurt you"

usually drives a volvo

"Ben's cock was tickeld by the kiddy catcher, he asked ben if he would like some sweets, he made ben do things he didnt understand. ben has a cock nose"

by hallyconetoothree May 2, 2008