CAPE COD

Best Fucking Place on Earth

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

Cape Canaveral

To ejaculate with extreme force inside the vagina specifically without a condom. The visual is compared to the exhaust from a shuttle launch, but internal to the female sexual organ.

"He went straight to Cape Canaveral with that chick. Blasted away all up in her."

by Luke99s June 17, 2008

Cape Canaveral

When a girl is giving you a blow job, silently and in your mind only, you count down from ten when you feel yourself approaching climax. When the count reaches one, scream out, "BLAST OFF" as you violently orgasm and passionately thrust your hips towards her mouth.

Man, I Cape Canaveraled that bitch!

by Benjamin Davis Ridings December 15, 2008

Cape Girardeau

Small hick town in the bootheel of "Missourah" with a name that sounds like it could be the name of a concentration camp. Features one mall with about five good stores; people here go to Walmart for fun.. or squirrel hunt. But other than that theres not much to do in this jank town but sit here and write up urbandictionary definitions.

Howdy yall, i was born and raised in Cape Girardeau. Wanna load up yer airshoft guns and shoot up shome shquirrls?

by jusskeepinitreal December 11, 2010

White Caper

Australian slang for a white woman, tanning nude, face up.

"Aw mate, we're going to the beach today to look for some white capers."

by R.P.M. November 7, 2005

Frank Caliendo

The best and funniest impressions EVER. He is exellent at improv and impressions. Frank used to be on a WB show called "Hype", he has been on many talk show radio stations, he has toured doing stand-up (no to mention his own special on Comedy Central), and is now a MADtv castmember!
This guy just makes you laugh,,, wherever he is, whatever he's doing. F.C. is da man.

As John Madden: Now h-here-he-he-heres-he-heres a guy who who when he puts his contacts on he can see better.

Seinfeld on Drugs: My fingers, they're little people! Theres little people on my fingers!

etc.

by Dani-MADtvfan August 5, 2004

Cape Girls

Small town stuck up girls that think they are the shit since they are from cape cod- but reality check most ppl from places that actually are happening don't even know what cape cod is

cape girl says "i don't want to cross the bridge because there might actually be something to do over it and some ppl who aren't exactly like me and white"

by Liz A May 17, 2005