Calvin

a polypeptide of a human that is a severe listener to deathcore

I loved it when Calvin said it's calvinning time and then calvinned all over those guys

by Gaysexhaver69 December 23, 2022

calvin wade

A little fuckboy

Oh MY GOD HOW MANY GIRLS R U TALKING TO ... Ur such a Calvin Wade

by Shabbat Shalom November 6, 2015

Calvin

When you rub your junk all over your roommates stuff while they are away. Keyboards etc... Or coworkers etc anyone really can get Calvin’d

My roommates coffee cup got Calvin’d yesterday when he went to work!!!

by Ozzmatron August 3, 2019

Calvin

a warm body

I had a nice nap on a Calvin today.
thank you.

by awestar27 April 2, 2019

Calvin

Calvin is in love with a Nicaragua women that is very beautiful and she loves God with all her heart and they are going to get married and have 4 kids

Calvin is so amazing

by ItzCalvinsito April 11, 2019

Calvining

The action of believing that you know everything about any sport, this person doesn’t physically participate in any sport but has strong opinions on them all

"Do you think Kevin De Bruyne deserved a team of the season"
" You don't know what your talking about stop calvining!"

by Calvin supports man city October 24, 2020

Calvin

Calvin's are a subspecies of homosapiens that are book smart but actually really dumb, clumsy, and slightly a jackass. The species is also commonly and calmly a silly little lesbian. He also can't spell.

Calvin is dead to me
Calvin is really cool

by Calvinsuxdic December 1, 2023