cuffing the suspect

To masturbate, to put the prisoner in lockdown

I was in the middle of cuffing the suspect when the phone rang

by shineon February 1, 2008

cuffiness

The act or state of dealing with situations 'on the fly', spontaneously, or as they arise. Normally used in combination with public speaking engagements. First usage is attributed to 'His Googleness'.

"When it comes to taking questions at the end of my presentation, cuffiness is fine with me."

by Scary Potter November 5, 2008

cuffing

To give someone a slap around the head

he's not too old for a cuffing

by AppleVenus June 9, 2007

muff cuffer

a man who cuffs, or hits a womans vagina with his clenched fist.

oh dude, last night. i cuffed my girlfriends muff. im such a pro muff cuffer

by big rodge December 19, 2010

cuffing the carrot

for a male to have his female or male partner put his condom on him, but at the same time she or he is giving him a handjob

While my girl was cuffing the carrot last night I got cum all over her.

by sunshineyy June 30, 2008

Cuffy

the most awesome chick in the lonely village of Williamsburg, Virginia. Also know as the Cuffinator, The Cuff Monstar, CuffCuff, Cuff Daddy...you get the picture.

Man, Cuffy is so hott.

by sexy mofo December 29, 2004

cuff-link

n. a golden sausage wee-nis. Characterized by bronzed, tan glow and sparkly, transparent edges. The cuff-link style wee-nis is found only in the most affluent adult locales.

"Not only does Harold have that sexy smile and a convertible to die for...he has an 8-inch cuff-link!"

"Oh Carol...I'm so proud of my daughter!"

by Dr. Josephus February 28, 2009