a racist man who claimed America even though Native Americans were already there and he enslaved them and basically killed them all
by ranboozled September 12, 2021
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As when Christopher Columbus was credited with discovering the new world, while his genocides of indigenous peoples are ignored.
As when Christopher Columbus was credited with discovering the new world, while his genocides of indigenous peoples are ignored.
Dude 1: "The Boss gave Marcus the promotion of Regional Manager"
Dude 2: "What? Isn't Marcus the guy with the lawsuits against him for sexual harassment?"
Dude 1: "Yep, totally Columbus"
Dude 2: "What? Isn't Marcus the guy with the lawsuits against him for sexual harassment?"
Dude 1: "Yep, totally Columbus"
by Mugiwara64 July 27, 2021
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Columbus: elder brother of Bartolomeo. Bartolomeo is a facility outside the ISS Columbus module.
Columbus: elder brother of Bartolomeo. Bartolomeo is a facility outside the ISS Columbus module.
by ld4795 August 24, 2021
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by Trash Ketchum August 29, 2021
Get the Columbus mug.A disgusting, genocidal piece of shit who is falsely accredited with discovering North America. Actually, Leif Erikson did in 1000 A.D. (if you don't believe me then do a simple google search)
Person 1: Why would they remove Columbus Day!? He discovered North America!
Person 2: He actually didn't, and he also enslaved the natives where he first landed.
Person 2: He actually didn't, and he also enslaved the natives where he first landed.
by sirbalin August 30, 2021
Get the Columbus mug.The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.
This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”
This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”
Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.
by starmandx January 11, 2025
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A- “Did you see that dude walking downtown on stilts? He looks like a chill dude!”
B- “Oh, that’s Columbus Keith. I’m on of his disciples. Want me to introduce you to the Manic Messiah?”
A- “Hell yeah brother!”
B- “Oh, that’s Columbus Keith. I’m on of his disciples. Want me to introduce you to the Manic Messiah?”
A- “Hell yeah brother!”
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