cod squeaker

The kid that stole his mom's credit card to buy the game. He starts playing the game having a 0.50 kd and plays the game everyday he gets home. He goes into the gamechat and mature gamers tell him his mother is a whore and is threaten to kys. He loves to brag when he gets a 20 kills after 600 games and usually gets wrecked by every other kid in his school. He also listens to x when he breaks up with his girlfriend who looks like a horse with acne. He also argues in school why ps4 is the best console in the world and record himself telling youtubers to kill themselves then their subs send death threats to him but he doesn't care and when he tries to apologise he makes his voice deep.

I found the biggest cod squeaker i know goes to my school and found out he dated an ugly girl for 5 mins and then listening to x songs and Juice world songs.

by The ThIcCeSt NaGgEr December 13, 2018

Cods lips

A fishy variation on your average beef curtains.
A womans partition.

I was down the docks doing a bit of fishing and I seen the biggest set of cods lips ever. £10 per lip and £5 admin fee... best £25 I ever spent.....mmmmm Cods Lips...

by wurzel79 October 14, 2008

Packing A Cod

A term for when a gay man and a lesbian woman are getting day drunk and then get a bit too horny, then have sex "just this once".

My goodness! I just caught Kevin and Priscilla Packing a Cod!!!

by rabbitz_ June 9, 2017

Gooch-codded

as the name suggests, to be slapped, struck or smacked in the gooch with a living or dead cod

Bill: Fuck man, I need some ice for my freshly codded-gooch
Frank: Yeah man, some homeless guy gooch-codded me into next week yesterday

by teh leet wAnkzor February 25, 2008

cod fillet

A used maxi-pad.

It's going to be hot outside, so you ladies should probably bring some extra cod fillets to swap out during the day.

by ppr pusher October 28, 2010

Cod on Bike

A suspicious fish on a bike.

That is a crazy Cod on Bike!!!

by Cod on Bike April 26, 2021

COD-Gasm

A climax in your Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 game.
This can be:

1-High kill streak (Chopper Gunner, AC-130, or Nuke)

2-Search and Destroy Clutch (1 v. 6 Last Man Standing Clutch Win)

3-360 YY Ladder Stall

I had the biggest COD-Gasm last night when I pulled off that 360 YY Ladder Stall headshot.

by ChunkLove Squinch Toast January 6, 2011