The act of taking a stolen car battery and jumper cables, and fixing the negative connector to the base of the penis and the positive to the tip of the penis and reaching climax from the intense electrical stimulus.
Jack: Hey! Someone stole my porsche's battery?
John: I think it was Aiden, I heard he wanted to experience a Shocky Cocky
John: I think it was Aiden, I heard he wanted to experience a Shocky Cocky
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Get the Cocky want boing boing! mug.A cocky jocky is a ancient art where you float down a river while naked on a naked person having their cock in your ass using there cock as a seat belt
by Flynn Boy June 25, 2021
Get the cocky jocky mug.When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.
"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"
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