COCKBLOCKED

WHEN YOUR PLAYING CALL OF DUTY HEHE WITH YOUR FRIEND AND HE LUNCHES YOU INTO LAVA OR A DEATH BARRIER

YOU THEN WANT TO PUT YOUR COCK IN HIS SCREEN :)

NO YOU COCKBLOCKED ME YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!
NOW WE LOST... I HATE YOU :(

by LJEFLKJJKFEVKLJLK October 27, 2017

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ultimate cockblocker

someone who hits on his friends girlfriends. spends too much time with other peoples girlfriends. kisses hugs and those generally inappropriate things with his friends girlfriends .

Paul: Stephen is the ultimate cockblocker

tom: so true

by orion_14754 June 2, 2010

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colombian cockblock

Similar to the colombian necktie, this act involves strangling only the victim's penis with a rope or wire, etc. in an attempt to prevent him from banging your chick.

Jose: "Yo what up homes I heard some puto was hittin on Mercedes at the cantina last night"
Julio: "Yeah mang but I gave that hijo de puta a colombian cockblock if you know what I'm sayin"
Jose: "Smart move, dog"

by P3RV-E November 13, 2014

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