charitirize

To go and give out like a charity.

I like to get to know people before I go and charitirize my phone number.

by Britters77 December 28, 2009

charity jam

fucking someone else that is below your standards in order to do them a favor or lift their spirits.

dude i had a charity jam last night with the fat HR chick.

by coug09 June 17, 2011

Chapstache

A horrible stubble-based mustache that results when you need to shave but you forget and put on chapstick first, then when you realize that if you shave around your mouth using your new electric razor the blades will gunk up with chapstick and you'll have to spend another $50 on a new razor sooner than you would have, so you end up just shaving everywhere but around your mouth, leaving an ugly stubbly chapstache.

Chad: "Hey, I think you forgot to shave around your..."
Grag: "I know!! I forgot and put on chapstick!"
Chad: "Oh. Well, don't worry; your chapstache looks great! You look just like Ashton Kutcher!"
Grag: "Shut up!!"

by HollowShell September 22, 2011

Charity sket

It is when you act like your giving a bunch of money to a charity, but you really just give like twenty singles.

Lyrics from a song- "I ain't rich, so I charity sket, charity, charity, charity sket"

by North Chicago Christian October 4, 2012

charlton lewis

A pineapple
Charlton lewis is another name for a pineapple

Look a charlton lewis

by Mcswager01 January 30, 2014

chapstatic

The result of leaving chapstic in a load of clothes you put in the dryer. Your clothes will have a slimy starchy staticy feeling.

Dave will you empty your god damn pockets before you put your clothes in the dryer the whole load is all chapstatic

by Totesmagotes June 19, 2015

chapstik

Co Worker who sucks up and / or kisses ass. They do it so much that they would need Chapstik to help with their lips.

David is such a Chapstik. Good reason why he got the promotion.

by Tony T Chopper July 24, 2015