off-chance of a maybe

Improbable, or highly unlikely; about as likely as the chance that "maybe" means "yes" rather than "no."; An unbelievable eventuality.

"What, from here? On the off-chance of a maybe that you make this basket, I'll wash BOTH your cars."

Person 1:"Its today? I didn't study!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you won't fail!"
Person 1 sarcastically: "Sure I won't! On the off-chance of a maybe Mr. Hickerman forgot to bring the exam today!"

by AllThatIsGold October 4, 2017

Chance's Chill House

A Discord server where a bunch of creeps post nsfw, cyclops porn, and post the dankest of memes.

Dude, have you seen the meme section in Chance's Chill House?

by The Hylian Hero June 5, 2018

Snowball's chance in hell

Something extremely unlikely to occur, and if it does it will only be transcient.

"That's a great idea to solve the political crisis in Mali. It seems adapted to the context, and is based on discussions with people. But, we are the United Nations, so good ideas have a snowball's chance in hell of surviving."

by Butch1975. July 31, 2023

Cloudy with a chance of HEATballs

When you or someone accidentally or intentionally rubbed your dick with isopropyl alcohol or pain relieving liniment.

Carl: Why are you walking as if your dick's on fire?
Mark: My girlfriend punished me for cheating by giving me the Cloudy with a chance of HEATballs treatment.

by SpankyRigor August 14, 2021

A snowball's chance in hell

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell

"Joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat"

by dboyfromdahood May 10, 2012

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

When you are having anal sex with your partner and they begin to poop diarrhea during sex, and instead of stopping you continue to push through the waves of poop.

She just kept shitting all over him but he kept going. Guess you can say they were doing a Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

by Prof. Marik August 23, 2011

Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs

A sexual act. When a man or woman stands over their lover and proceeds to fart and pee on them creating the effect of Thunder and Showers with the final act of defecating on their forehead. The meat ball...

Woman-"Honey, any chance it will be Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs tonight???"

by AntNBun January 12, 2016