blame chance day

On every November 5th is Blane Chance day. A day where everything is Chance’s fault.
Thanks a lot Chance, I failed my math test today. It is your fault, because it is blame chance day.
by Mcmtb November 5, 2017
mugGet the blame chance daymug.

Furry Chance Week

Furry Chance Week lasts from 6th november to 12th november and is a way for furries to redeem themselves

For the furry’s perspective they can fake redeeming but must either admit before end of the week or fold
Danny: we have to kill the furries
Jack: but its furry chance week, just give em a chance
Kevin: owo whats dis?
by WatsAPseudonymGuys12345 November 3, 2022
mugGet the Furry Chance Weekmug.

off-chance of a maybe

Improbable, or highly unlikely; about as likely as the chance that "maybe" means "yes" rather than "no."; An unbelievable eventuality.
"What, from here? On the off-chance of a maybe that you make this basket, I'll wash BOTH your cars."

Person 1:"Its today? I didn't study!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you won't fail!"
Person 1 sarcastically: "Sure I won't! On the off-chance of a maybe Mr. Hickerman forgot to bring the exam today!"
by AllThatIsGold October 4, 2017
mugGet the off-chance of a maybemug.
When you or someone accidentally or intentionally rubbed your dick with isopropyl alcohol or pain relieving liniment.
Carl: Why are you walking as if your dick's on fire?
Mark: My girlfriend punished me for cheating by giving me the Cloudy with a chance of HEATballs treatment.
by SpankyRigor August 14, 2021
mugGet the Cloudy with a chance of HEATballsmug.
what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell
"Joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat"
by dboyfromdahood May 10, 2012
mugGet the A snowball's chance in hellmug.
When you are having anal sex with your partner and they begin to poop diarrhea during sex, and instead of stopping you continue to push through the waves of poop.
She just kept shitting all over him but he kept going. Guess you can say they were doing a Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.
by Prof. Marik August 23, 2011
mugGet the Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.mug.
A sexual act. When a man or woman stands over their lover and proceeds to fart and pee on them creating the effect of Thunder and Showers with the final act of defecating on their forehead. The meat ball...
Woman-"Honey, any chance it will be Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs tonight???"
by AntNBun January 12, 2016
mugGet the Cloudy with a chance of Meatballsmug.

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