Reverse Bummed

After forcing a huge crap out you feel sore and violated from the inside out.
Your arshole has been stretched to the max by the turd exiting.

Ned. what's the matter I thought you just needed a shit.
Mike. Yeah I did but it feels like I was reverse bummed.

by gotgcoalman June 14, 2018

Couch bummer

lazy person
Loves to be unproductive

My daughter is a couch bummer on rainy days

by Unproductive, lazy September 15, 2018

Bump bummer

Individual who hangs around only to bum a bump from a person

Frank hangs out with Jane only to be a bump bummer not a real friend.

by simplybeauitful December 15, 2019

Mouse-Bummed

Alternative to rat-arsed, especially when you're really drunk and forget that you are drunk.

Steven: Let's get mouse-bummed Jeff.

Jeff: Don't you mean rat-arsed Steven? Yh! I think you've already had too much to drink.

by legendballers August 1, 2022

phone bummer

A person who is always on his/her phone

And pays no attention to anyone else .

“You’re such a phone Bummer !!” Your never off your phone !!

by BadMotherTrucker22 November 27, 2022

cummer bummer

When you cum on someone's ass or butt

Jessica: did you just give me a cummer bummer?
Jake: I most defiantly did Jessica.

by fuzzyballs42069 February 26, 2023

bare bummer

Someone who sits on a public toilet seat without creating a “nest” out of toilet paper to protect themselves from germs. Bare Bummers reject nesting on toilets and prefer to expose themselves to germs.

That guy is a bare bummer, when he uses a public washroom he doesn’t nest!

by Nester9898 June 7, 2024