When you cover your penis with syrup and have a girl lick it over until you cum on her face before 9 a.m. and she swallows the cum/syrup mix for breakfast.
by sodsquadlol June 15, 2011
A Benidorm Breakfast is a way to describe what party goers generally eat/drink the morning after the night before.
Benidorm is the usual haunt for English beer monsters to relax and unwind, and normally drink from 9am - 9pm
A Benidorm Breakfast generally consists of the following:
Warm flat beer that has been left over night or in fact cold beer that was liberated from the fridge.
Cold Pizza, Chinese, Indian meal or more commonly in the UK Kebab.
This phrase is used the world over but is more commonly used in Shrewsbury and can be considered a Shrewsburyism
Benidorm is the usual haunt for English beer monsters to relax and unwind, and normally drink from 9am - 9pm
A Benidorm Breakfast generally consists of the following:
Warm flat beer that has been left over night or in fact cold beer that was liberated from the fridge.
Cold Pizza, Chinese, Indian meal or more commonly in the UK Kebab.
This phrase is used the world over but is more commonly used in Shrewsbury and can be considered a Shrewsburyism
Rob: Hey Jo we better clear these empty bottles and pizza boxes away.
Jo: Whats the hurry?
Rob: My parents are coming over and I dont want them thinking we've just had a Benidorm Breakfast
Jo: Whats the hurry?
Rob: My parents are coming over and I dont want them thinking we've just had a Benidorm Breakfast
by Robert Leigh Adams October 12, 2007
(noun)
1. The early morning meal you consume after accidentally waking up at 2:30 AM and misreading your alarm clock.
2. Anything eaten while one is mid sleepwalk.
1. The early morning meal you consume after accidentally waking up at 2:30 AM and misreading your alarm clock.
2. Anything eaten while one is mid sleepwalk.
1. Algeria: Hey Djibouti. You hungry?
Djibouti: Nah man. I already ate. Misread my alarm clock at 2:30 AM and thought it was time for class. I'd eaten a Zombie breakfast by the time I realized my mistake.
2. Luxembourg: What happened to all the cereal?
France: Dude, I think it fell victim to your Zombie breakfast. You were sleepwalking all over the place.
Djibouti: Nah man. I already ate. Misread my alarm clock at 2:30 AM and thought it was time for class. I'd eaten a Zombie breakfast by the time I realized my mistake.
2. Luxembourg: What happened to all the cereal?
France: Dude, I think it fell victim to your Zombie breakfast. You were sleepwalking all over the place.
by oryaknownot April 09, 2010
Son, I'm tired... go fill up the shot glass with da sizzurp and get me a glass of milk. Daddy's 'bout to start the day wit a breakfast bomb.
by kalihimoke March 06, 2008
by sircasey February 15, 2009
Someone who rarely has anything interesting to say and is generally a bit lacking in substance. A person one would not want to get stuck talking to at a party.
by erkod March 05, 2017
Gerald fancied a bit of breakfast pudding after his Marmite on toast, and headed straight for the Nutella jar.
by Breakfast pudding May 08, 2014