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Brandon is a person that sometimes you can count on, but most of the time you can. He will always be there when you need him. When you start to talk to him he’s shy, but the more you talk the more you fall inlove with him. He knows how to love a person but is cautious. Nothing scares him and he will never fail to amaze you.
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Derogatory nickname for President Joe Biden coined in 2021 after a news reporter claimed that “Fuck Joe Biden” chants at a NASCAR race were “Let’s go Brandon”, the name of a Racer. “Brandon” has now evolved into an alternative name for Joe Biden
Friend 1: These gas prices are outrageous!
Friend 2: Thank Brandon for that
by SuperCraiger4000 July 18, 2022
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•Brandon means stateliness or leader.

•Nicknames: Bran, Branny, Branon, Don, Donny,

Looks wise he's flamboyant and has soulful eyes, and is shy. He routinely converts conversations into playful debates or comedy central. He is compassionate to a fault. Once you're in his good books, know he will always have your back. Brandon can be a bully at times...don't worry, it's his way of telling you he treasures you. He's incredibly smart too.
Brandon, I told you before, my cheeks hurt! Enough with the jokes.
by blu 🤍 July 22, 2022
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Bran; simply the best man on earth. He is responsible, reserved, and very well composed. He is very intellectual and often wonders into his own world. Once he opens up, Bran is quite humorous and a rascal. His fashion sense is great. He will always be there when you need him, and will always find a reason why you should laugh. He can withdraw sometimes and that's because he needs some space. Brandon, has a relaxed and unique way of viewing life and it's problems, making him the best guy to talk to when you go downhill.
Brandon; prince, chieftain, the brave one
Nicknames: Bran, Brando, Brandie, Don
by blu 🤍 August 7, 2022
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1.A comedic musician that makes others feel at ease.

Tends to form bonds that will be severed when those

bonds are not giving him more than he is returning.

2.To turn one's back on a good friend in their most

critical time of need.
1. It was all good when I was paying, but as soon as I ran out of money he was gone- pulled a total Brandon on me!

2. He got diagnosed with cancer and I was like "yeah thats just what I need to be dealing with" so I just gave him a Brandon.
by revscrj April 6, 2013
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Brandons can be idiots, but when you get to know them they can be real sweethearts. Well, that depends on what

Brandon you know. The one I know is sporty, and can be very annoying. But he is my friend :)
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by apocolipse123 October 24, 2012
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1. The biggest asshole who's asshole will be fucked violently in the future.

2. A man with a gaping asshole

3. A giant cunt of a guy

4. A man who is associated with kitchen knives -- because he is dull
by TheAcesendantOfGulls January 5, 2017
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