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Brandon

Brandon is the most cutest and adorable person you could ever meet.He is caring,sweet,sensible,kind,precious,hott,and funny.He is hilarious and supportive.He is athletic and amazing.He is a good listener and has a HUGE personality.And VERY SEXY!!!He is very charming and handsome.He is loyal, and will do anything for the person that he loves.He will live you more than anything in the world!!Anything he says will turn you on!!!He is an overall good person.He is the best boyfriend and friend.He can make you feel special in many ways.If you ever have a Brandon cherish him with all your heart.If you don't then you will REGRET!!Keep him!!!!Never let go!!!
Zoe:Hey, aren't you brandon?

Jocelyn:Yeah, he makes me feel like the only girl in the world!!!I love him so much!!!❤❤
by I LOVE BRANDON😍💗❤ March 29, 2020
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Brandon

A person who eats ayam goreng crispy everyday and is the most fat ass people you will ever know. He is also very idiotic and annoying since he eats KFC all day.
He is such a Brandon.
by CursedAlone September 8, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon - he's a #swag guy
by youre a cunt May 26, 2021
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Brandon

Brandon's are super funny and sweet and always know how to make you smile. They are a little shy when you first meet them, but once they warm up to you, they will show you they're crazy side. They are pretty short and sometimes insecure, but they really don't have anything to be insecure about. Their fun personality brings out the best parts in other people, and they do they're best to make you feel as comfortable as possible. They make wonderful boyfriends or husband's, and if you manage to get one to trust you, never let them go.
Person: Hey, are you still with Brandon?
You: Yep! I couldn't be happier!
by Kiwi_Gyp_143 March 31, 2021
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Brandon

1.A comedic musician that makes others feel at ease.

Tends to form bonds that will be severed when those

bonds are not giving him more than he is returning.

2.To turn one's back on a good friend in their most

critical time of need.
1. It was all good when I was paying, but as soon as I ran out of money he was gone- pulled a total Brandon on me!

2. He got diagnosed with cancer and I was like "yeah thats just what I need to be dealing with" so I just gave him a Brandon.
by revscrj April 6, 2013
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Brandon

Brandons can be idiots, but when you get to know them they can be real sweethearts. Well, that depends on what

Brandon you know. The one I know is sporty, and can be very annoying. But he is my friend :)
I have no examples for brandon
by apocolipse123 October 24, 2012
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Brandon

1. The biggest asshole who's asshole will be fucked violently in the future.

2. A man with a gaping asshole

3. A giant cunt of a guy

4. A man who is associated with kitchen knives -- because he is dull
by TheAcesendantOfGulls January 5, 2017
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