bonk bonk

1. Crazy
2. Get knocked tf out

1. You don’t want any part of her. She’s bonk bonk.
2. Dude got hit so hard he went bonk bonk.

by Waxnsteel December 6, 2023

Bonk

Wolf in Russian

Random Russian dude: *sees wolf*
Same Russian dude: “Bonk!!!”

by 🥔❤️🤣 October 13, 2019

bonk

Another word relating to having sexual intercourse with someone.

“Hey bro do you wanna bonk?”
“hell yeah”

by paeu January 31, 2020

BONK

1. The act of hitting someone on the head

2. Something that is said before you go to Horny Jail

*Bonk!*

Go to horny jail.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 1, 2022

Jonk Bonking

The act of Hitting somebody over the head with a comically large dildo

“Do you and your boyfriend also go jonk bonking over the weekend”

by Bigwinner2029 March 18, 2025

Bonk

A sexual act where the Penis is held on the shaft except the tip is seen. Then slam your hand on the tip resembling a “bonk” sensation.

“Dude I hooked up with grandma and she totally bonked my tip.

by Granny BBW March 8, 2020

Bonk

When something is so unbelievable that you have to shorten bonkers to express how you feel

Oliver: That party was bonk!
Phoenix: Absolutely wicked!

by phoenixislemons February 22, 2018