Skip to main content

scrawn and bones

To be 'scrawn and bones' is to be so skinny that your body literally constists of only skin and bones. When one is skinny, they are thought to be scrawny- thus the origin of "Scrawn and bones".
I can't lift this box because I am scrawn and bones.
scrawn and bones by Nicole March 25, 2005

clumpy bones 

A guy who usually lives in the East County or Tierrasanta and loves fat chicks, driving lifted trucks, Rob Dyrdek and the "Bung-Flesh".

Other words to call these people:
-Mr. Bones
-Senor Klumpy
-Klec Klac Klumpy Bonez
"Did you hear Clumpy Bones shaves his cornpop?"
-"No. Why does he do that?"

"Because, he likes it extra smooth for F.K."
-"Oh weird, I heard she's on the next episode of Pussy's Pussy."

Pickin bones today 

When a person has had enough bs child's play from someone and won't take it or waste their time dealing with it anymore to the point that they call the other out to become better or they're walkin. Usually done in a feisty but playful manor so as to not offend but give an opportunity to learn and grow. But if not up to speed they'll get left behind.
Enough is enough I'm pickin bones today.

Risky bones 

A game played by young children around the age of 12. Children partaking attempt to remove bones from their bodies with as little health consequences possible. The winner is chosen by either the largest or most plentiful amount of bones and dubbed the bone lord.
Liam: Wanna play risky bones?

Rachel: Nah man. Last time me and Jess played she had to get her leg amputated.

Liam: Jess is a fucking bone lord!
Risky bones by Inimikal June 18, 2018

lonely bones sickness 

when you’ve lacked physical touch and affection from your significant other
lonely bones sickness:
-when you’ve lacked physical touch or affection from your significant other. (usually causes muscle sores.)

man.. i think i have lonely bones. the nurse told me that the only cure is daily cuddles with my girlfriend.

Baking Bones 

Verb: The act of performing a "Dutch Oven" while your partner(s) are erect.
Sorry I was late, I was stuck Baking Bones.
Baking Bones by Shakazalabas September 1, 2021