Bending My Gravy

Bending my gravy/you've bent my gravy is an expression used mainly in the UK, similar to saying "you're pissing me off"

1: "you're playing your music too loud it's really bending my gravy"
2: "okay sorry I'll turn it down"

by Calthegaymer January 16, 2020

Boning on a budget

The act of sexual intercourse which you avoid pregnancy because child’s are expensive

Meagan says, “come on we’re boning on a budget sister”

by Kittylover200 February 24, 2021

bonting

(n) A small, smooth stone- typically palm-sized- whose presense brings comfort and companionship. Derived from the "The Big Alfie Out of Doors" storybook. Posessed of strong anthropomorphic qualities (although this writer does not preclude the possibilities of inappropriate connotations)

The bonting, held in the bear's paw, was deluged in soothing aloe pulp.

by alljokingaside September 7, 2021

Bongding time

Time used smoking weed to strengthen relationships

We got in some solid bongding time today.

by Conanundrum667 July 12, 2022

Bongington City

Bongington City is a magical land only accessible via smoking weed from a bong. Once you arrive, you won’t want to leave.

Person 1: “Bro I had such a rough day at work.. We need to get faded than a hoe and go to Bongington City!”
Person 2: “Oh fuck yeah bro! You bring the weed and we can use my new bong.”
Person1: “Aight bet.”

by Shank03 March 29, 2023

bare-boning it

intercourse without a glove.

"Man she didnt even care, we ended up bare-boning it last night!"

by sssmart August 31, 2011

milk bending

Stroking a penis till ejaculation. Without touching it physically.

Milk bending "Shit i think I've just been milk blended"

by Ricecakesxp August 18, 2014