Madison Bolte

A Hard working CNA with a experienced ass wiping ability comparable to no one else. Also her nipples taste like pennies.

"Hi nice to meet you what's your name?"
"Madison Bolte"
"Nice to meet you Maddie"

by JoeTheDestroyerOfWorlds February 12, 2021

Bolting

The art of behaving somewhat obnoxious and soberly drunk. people who enjoy bolting are fans of creating loud noises and making a scene.

Oh please ignore the guy dancing on the table, he's not drunk, he's just bolting again.

by WhottaWhitt June 12, 2016

Bolts

When you get belligerently drunk and start sending constant messages in a drunken rage to people who clearly don't want to talk to you.

I got drunk last night and ended up sending 1,000 messages to my ex, I'm such a bolts.

by Drunk text May 6, 2025

rolling bolt

rolling bolt is a technique that obese people use to defend themselves from thin people, they lay down on the ground and roll as fast as they can. They use their precious fat rolls to squish thinnies.

karen: omg look at that thinnie giving us obese queens that look
london: omg you're right! shes going to be a victim of my rolling bolt

by karenlondon December 24, 2021

T-Bolted

When someone has crashed on a bike or skateboard, and then someone on another bike or skateboard comes up from behind and runs into him/her.

T-Bolted

by nbslang January 30, 2010

jewish lightning bolt

When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.

did you see when sally used the Jewish lightning bolt? David took it like a pro.

by BigDickSamantha#2 December 7, 2016

Banana bolt

A frenzied rush on the final day of a SCRUM sprint cycle to complete all stories before time runs out.

Don't disturb the engineering team today, they've got to banana bolt if they're going to finish all of their issues before sprint planning this afternoon.

by Mathacre September 15, 2020