Beating the old boy's

The term is a slang used in New Zealand which describes one whom stimulates one's or own genitals with hand. The old boys refers to the hand beating the testicles while stimulating the penis.

Playing Solo: Braxton's brother Ronald told me that he walked into Braxton's room and he was beating the Beating the old boy's

Playing friends: Hey Ragsag you want to go somewhere private to beat the old boy's

by D_strikes September 18, 2017

Beating My Bone

To knock on the sternum of one's chest.

"My mom walked in on me beating my bone"

by Mick Nuts February 15, 2019

beating my shit

when u are bored so u go and beat your meat. also called masturbating or cumming.

me: *goes on a porn site (pornhub, xvideos, rule34, e621, etc.) and finds some good stuff 😈*
me: IM BEATING MY SHIT 😫

by drizzyglizzy October 1, 2023

fifa-bating

when you get so excited sexually about the thought of FIFA or any aspect of this game that you masturbate over it.

i was fifa-bating over my goal last night

by fifa-king1 October 24, 2011

Bologna Beating

It's pretty obvious.

Man: Bologna Beating is the best!
Man 2: Don't talk about that around the children.

by Capertittle November 10, 2017

Norma-Bating

When your boyfriends mother is so controlling she terrorizes his girlfriends until they give up and leave him.

‘She’s Norma-Bating me to get me to break up with him.’

Her belittling and meddling are classic examples of Norma-Bating a potential future daughter-in-law.

by GambitSGH July 30, 2018

asian-beating

this refers to when either:
A.) A person is getting a beating from a/an asian/s.
or
B.) An Asian, most likely a child, about to get his/her as whooped by his parents.
or
C.) When a person gets raped by the entirety of Asia.

For Example:
Person 1: Damn Ching got some bruises.
Person 2: he told me he got an asian-beating cause he got 99/100 on the test.
Person 1: Dang, that's rough.

by Juwustin Ram0w0s February 26, 2020