Donald Blumpkin

This is a sexual act wherein a man receives a oral sex while sitting on the toilet, wearing nothing but a MAGA (Make America Great Again) hat.

I went to Hooters for my birthday hoping that I'd be able to coerce one of the waitresses into giving me a Donald Blumpkin or a peck on the helmet.

by Haywood JeBlomey October 06, 2018

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blueberry blumpkin

The art of getting head while taking a dump in a port-o-potty, preferably on a construction site.

Cori is taking a shit in the port-O-potty, B. Swindle gave him a blueberry blumpkin to show his undying affection

by OldFashionHandyMan January 25, 2015

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Basicallly while you are getting a blumpkin you are reading a magazine and smoking a cigarette.

Tony: Yesterday I was taking a shit, smoking and reading a magazine and got my first Rose Blumpkin

by twisters May 09, 2009

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Guy: Dude, your sister got drunk and gave me an Ultra Blumpkin last night.

by Gettin' A. Beejay March 21, 2010

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Punching a grumpy (pooping) Whilst getting a gagger (head) from someone with no teeth.

Your grandma gave me a blumpkin smoothy after watching The Golden Girls while your Grandpa was passed out on the couch.

by Funny Pants February 09, 2010

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Sitting out in your rikity old shitter pinching out a loaf while getting a blow job while your dog watches!

Cletus: "Yo' ma! i gotta shit! Come her and put yer kissing tools on my baby maker"

Ma: "Dang, Cletus! Thats yur third turd t'day!"

by Rusty Shackelford March 30, 2004

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a variation of a blumpkin where a girl performs fellatio on a guy taking a dump, then inserts an enema during climax.

the warm soda in that enema really peps me up...nothing like a power blumpkin to start your day.

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