phantom blue balls

When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.

Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.

by VerdeBayloties December 9, 2018

Blue Balls

Blue balls mean being sexual arouse or nothing being sexual active or not being able to cum. Sexual arouse by physical appearances by your parthner.

My girls walks around the house n cooks and cleans just in her underwear. She gives me blue balls

by Professor25 September 17, 2018

Blue Balls

Something you get when you drink tea

I have the meanest Blue Balls ..
You drink too much tea bro!

by Dohminaden October 8, 2018

Mug exchange blue balls

Office terminology. When you have a mug exchange scheduled, but one of the participating members calls out of work that day or claims their mug hasn’t arrived in the mail yet. Therefore, postponing the mug exchange.

Lissett called out of work and left me with Mug exchange blue balls.

by michaellu March 10, 2019

Blue balls-ing

When a guy is waiting for a girl to take them back after break up and throw himself at the gym 24/7

He totally went to the gym after the break up and blue balls-ing himself a giant vein on his right arm

by 27/4 September 1, 2019

chinese blue balls

When you've been craving Chinese food and your friend promises she'll go with you.... then bails.

Grace and I had been planning on going to PF Changs for months. When we finally picked a date she ghosted me! Now I'm stuck with Chinese blue balls!

by Bootywatchin June 16, 2017

kentucky blue balls

When a man sexual assaults a woman and she refuses to reciprocate so then he has Kentucky blue balls.

He got Kentucky blue balls because he couldn’t finish his load.

by Come get metal April 20, 2018