pull that blond root

when someone does something real stupid and they suddenly realize it.

person 1: oh, I just realized that!

person 2: hey, let me pull that blond root for you.

by mzdigerati March 11, 2005

Bland on Blond

Watching girl on girl action, but with one of the aforementioned ladies much less attractive than the other

I went to Keiths the other night as he had some new lezzie films, in this one film this stunning blond bird was scissoring off with a double edged crystal wand with this right minger - it was a typical case of "Bland on Blond

by cheffykins August 8, 2010

basic white blonde bitch

A basic white girl with a basic white name

“Hey look, it’s that basic white blonde bitch, olivia!”

by Randomer1667 February 19, 2022

A person who thinks they are strawberry blond

Ginger people who will get offended at anything

Oh no it’s a person who thinks they are strawberry blonde

by I hate Karen January 7, 2019

Stupid blonde

The "stupid blonde" cliché is a popular, yet scientifically ludicrous myth without any substantial evidence to support itself at all. This belief, supposedly originated in America, states that the hair colour of an individual, in this case blonde, is somehow connected to his/her intellectual capacity, thus arriving to a preposterous conclusion; that is, a "non sequitur" logical fallacy. This subsequently renders the whole argument absurd and demonstrates its invalidity.

Blonde-haired individuals like Georgia Brown, for instance, have been reported to have a genius-level intelligence at a very young age.

Countries with a proportionally significant blonde-haired population, such as for example Finland, are regularly cited as having the smartest students in the world.

Blondes are also sometimes hailed as heroes or heroines. On 26 August, 2007, the British newspaper "Daily Mail" reported the story of a blonde seven-year-old girl who had bravely saved her friend from drowning; and as if all this was not enough, it was later discovered that she, amazingly, had only just learnt to swim. What a "stupid blonde", huh?

by Philaletheian December 25, 2008

Blondie in a bottle

A woman with black or dark brown hair dyes her hair blonde with horrifying results.

"look at the dark roots on that blondie in a bottle."

by SakeenahQ8 February 7, 2009

Blonde Solution

A opinion to solve a problem given by a blonde woman. Though should never be taken in consideration.

Sarah the young blonde said. '' umm for like that global warming thing we should put air conditioners on the north pole... yeah that would like help. ''

Me: Sarah just shut up with your blonde solution. Go tan dumb bimbo.

by --MANDINGO-- June 22, 2011