When during sexual intercoure, a man (usually a white man) pokes his penis through the hole in his boxers rather than taking them off.
by KSense January 27, 2009
1. a blanket for twats 2. someone or thing characterized by the senselessness of a blanket for twats 3. a maxipad
by bobdobbins January 12, 2009
by Nick757 February 09, 2006
Bloody hell Ernest, I thought I'd never get to sleep last night. The wife kept doing these vile blanket rippers. I was scared that she'd either rip the blankets apart and we'd freeze to death, or the stinking fart miasma would gas us both.
by sbjkd January 25, 2009
Given by someone who is definitely flirting with you. Offering you allowance to do whatever you want with the person.
Him: oh wow I shouldn't have touched your thigh like that.
Her: I suppose, but you have blanket permission for...whatever.
Him: oh wow, yummy.
Her: I suppose, but you have blanket permission for...whatever.
Him: oh wow, yummy.
by LoveMonster November 08, 2021
What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.
Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: The Dirty Blanket!
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: The Dirty Blanket!
by Citizen X July 26, 2008
An accessory item made especially popular by Lenny Kravitz, that is large enough to be a blanket but is worn as a scarf.
Person #1: "Look at that girl with that blanket scarf... I don't get it, is it a blanket or it is a scarf?"
Person #2:"Well at least she's warm."
Person #2:"Well at least she's warm."
by Mel R P April 12, 2016