mclean bible church

a 10,000 member church just outside washington, dc that is very focused on reaching the community, through meeting the needs of community members and advertizing, such as the so what? commercials on many washington radio stations.

The traffic jam on Route 7 happened because McLean Bible Church just let out.

by bolt November 14, 2004

The Satanic Bible

The holy book of Satanism; the unequivocal, modern, definitive edition. By Nolan Aljaddou. THE OFFICIAL 2012 CONFIRMATIONS; OR, CONFESSIONS OF THE ANTICHRIST.

Anagram, am I? Mr. A., again! Or Ram, the Arm of Ra
(if myths manage a say).

The Satanic Bible - is written by RAM (Satan).

by Ubermensch-One March 19, 2018

Holy Bible

A self-proclaimed holy text consisting of 66 books which create an Old Testament and New Testament. There are many varying interpretations of the bible which has led to many wars in the name of the bible's proposed author Jehovah which still consists to this day (see George Bush). According to the text, if you don't accept Jesus Christ into your life, you will burn forever in hell.

A fundamentalist Christian is a person who reads and believes every word of the Holy Bible.

by Goddunit December 9, 2008

Bible Drone

someone who spends their day reading the bible and only talks about the bible. they become like robots except they only do things related to the bible

Some J.W.s act like bible drones

by sum random shit September 28, 2007

Bible

A Mexican cookbook

DANIEL: DON’T TOUCH MY BIBLE

by Pookie1121 February 1, 2018

bibleupmyassology

A term used to describe the twisted soulless version of Christianity practiced by some overzealous rascist bigoted hate-merchant "Christians".

Inolerance is a major feature in this religion, much more important than the message of love and peace.

by NightmareGunHater July 12, 2005

Bible Black

The ickiest, nastiest, weirdest, most disturbing hentai ever.

Ew! Did you see episode 3 of Bible Black? I couldn't sleep for a week!

by Lee K. April 23, 2005