Skip to main content

beast master of disaster

Literally, one who is experienced in excelling, especially in situations concerning catastrophes. However, this term is often used sarcastically, when the person described has actually performed a negatively noteworthy action.
Tiffany: "So Thomas Jefferson had a prostitute he took around in a carriage."
Stephen: "Beast master of disaster..."
Tiffany: "What did you say???"
Justin: "Dieu, mistakes were made."
by otm_mas October 12, 2011
mugGet the beast master of disaster mug.

beasting and feasting

solomon was beasting and feasting yesterday
by straight savage1234 July 15, 2016
mugGet the beasting and feasting mug.
Related Words

Dover beasters

n. One of two weed plants Glen was growing out in the back yard. We think our neighbors stole one of them. Definetly smoother than shwag, but you still had to smoke like 2 joints worth by yourself to get high.
Nobody at the house was having any luck finding weed; luckily we still had the Dover beasters to fall back on.
by JayTang February 14, 2005
mugGet the Dover beasters mug.

Dirty Beast

Great preachings from the dirty beast today.
by Scunner92 February 16, 2009
mugGet the Dirty Beast mug.

saddle beast

Used to describe a person who is both sad and obese. More generally a disgusting and fat individual. Often used out of sheer dislike.

Obviously an insult derived from an early explanation of fag hags as sad and obese women who only befriend gays out of pure desperation.
The bitch is a saddle beast!

That saddle beast needs to back away from that burger.

I will punch her saddle beast face!

That saddle beast needs to back off my man!
by Non Saddle Beast February 19, 2011
mugGet the saddle beast mug.

beast out

To devour (as in food); to complete something in its entirety and whoop its ass.
"Man, I was so hungry earlier that I totally beasted out on an entire pizza."
"Oh, that History test? I beasted out on that thing; I know I got an A."
by Kaity144 May 3, 2005
mugGet the beast out mug.

Beast Patrol

When someone is in the process of blowing up. Especially pertinent in sports when you can sense that a player is about to take the game over. They are about to become other-worldly and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.

Think The Incredible Hulk or the Wolfman just prior to transmogrification.

It can also be used in the past tense to describe someone who completely dominated their opponent in such a fashion that made you feel somewhat bad for the other person/team.
Oh shit son, are you watching this Penguins - Capitals game? Alexander Ovechkin is on beast patrol right now, I think he might end up with a hat trick when all is said and done.

(Past tense) Man did you see what the Spurs did to the Nets last night? It was just unfair, Tony Parker was on beast patrol all night, the Nets players were like deer in the headlights whenever he had the ball. He was scoring at will on them.
by Rogue Squirrel February 10, 2010
mugGet the Beast Patrol mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email