Smash Yourself

To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey

Example A
man what did you do saturday night?

oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself


Example B

Hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? It feels like someone else is doing it.

by Smash Yourslef! February 17, 2009

nuke yourself

To drop a nuke at your feet and blow up

I told that freak "nuke yourself"

by Theboss358 March 16, 2016

Ibising yourself

To totally ruin oneself by using false logic and diversion when owned.

lol at Ibising yourself away from the point.

by ubafool August 26, 2008

congratulate yourself

Self Masterbation.

You can't congratulate yourself too much or you could say, I saw that guy congratulating himself last night in the bushes.

by Monkey Time September 2, 2017

KYS yourself

Killing yourself with no extra objects or reasons. Just you and your bare hands.

Man you should really just KYS yourself!
Dont jump from there or shoot yourself! KYS yourself!

by ExistingIsPainWithYouXO September 6, 2018

cunt yourself

/kʌnt jɔ ˈsɛlf,jʊəˈsɛlf,jəˈsɛlf/

Verb-

The act of tearing your dick in half, becoming a female then having a phallus penetrate the torn Urethra.

Hey Nathen, go cunt yourself faggot.

by MostBroken April 12, 2019

cunting yourself

Is the act of shoving your own fingers up your anal cavity

“Gee I had a good last night”
“Were you cunting yourself?”
“Of course”

by Berneyyyyyyyyyy May 19, 2018