nuke yourself

To drop a nuke at your feet and blow up

I told that freak "nuke yourself"

by Theboss358 March 16, 2016

Smash Yourself

To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey

Example A
man what did you do saturday night?

oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself


Example B

Hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? It feels like someone else is doing it.

by Smash Yourslef! February 17, 2009

Love yourself

It’s the only thing to do when before loving others it boosts confidence to yourself!

I love myself, you should love yourself, we should love ourselves

by Quokkasarecute October 17, 2021

Iced Yourself

When you lose your smirnoff ice and find it again thereby completing the prerequisites to being iced.

Jason: "Guys I lost my ice and then found it under a towel."
Everyone: "You just iced yourself."

by ghostmann August 9, 2020

Love yourself

Must love yourself

Please love yourself

by Army yoon July 8, 2020

James yourself

Break the bed while having sex and fall then accidentally ejaculate in your own face and lips then unintentionally lick your lips.

I hope you don’t James yourself tonight when you are with your girlfriend! That’s when you break the bed while having sex and accidentally jizz in your own face then lick your lips unintentionally!

by James’s friend June 9, 2021

Steve'd yourself

When you're eating while wearing a white shirt and you spill food on your shirt.

Watching a buddy eat spaghetti as it falls off his fork and lands on his white shirt. "Dude, you just Steve'd yourself."

by SubsurfaceShrek June 22, 2020