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derek babin

The best guy you could have your heart stolen by. He respects your opinion and your decisions, never wants to leave your side, respects your personal space. To know if he really loves you or not, when he is around you he always ends up smiling or laughing or just staring into your eyes...and when this happens, you will feel butterflies and get tingly and have a sensation no other guy could bring to you.

Also, someone who it takes them a while to figure out who is the one for him so he might date you multiple times :)
{goes well with an Abby or Abigail ;)}
girl:"You're dating Derek Babin again?"

you:"Yeah :) He makes me feel so special and loved just by hearing my name come out of his mouth...wouldn't you date someone like that for you?"
by Sweet Lover August 22, 2014
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My bambino

The boy that never fails to make you smile and always loves you no matter what.
See that boy over there, yeah the cute one, that’s my bambino.
by His baby monkey July 7, 2018
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Nerf Batting

Verb
The act of using one's penis or penis like object while erect like a baseball bat to hit the other individual on or around the face during sexual intercourse. Usually a surprise, the purpose is not to cause the most damage or pain (a Foul) but to see first how far the "batter" can swing the penis or penis like object from the original position to point of contact with as much flair as possible. Typically scored like baseball using the base and strike out system one can factor their score by the distance, style, amount of time swinging, location of impact, sound of impact, and other factors of their swing.
"Billy said his Tinder match was so bad in bed rather than say anything he tried Nerf Batting her so she would leave."
"What happened?"
"She was shocked and left right after, but he said it was a Home Run so it was all worth it in the end".
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Adolescent Bambino

Speaker 1: Bro, some of these new wave artists are whack

Speaker 2: Listen to Adolescent Bambino, he's a talented musician and creative mind
by theboyisfocused July 4, 2020
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Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)

~For further medical information, go to bigchungus.cum/agtbd~
AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes
"Unfourtently your son was diagnosed with Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)"
"Oh no"
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bathing rhino

A turd so massive that it protrudes beyond the surface of the toilet bowl's water line, usually with a smooth, horn-like taper
When Olga lifted the lid of the toilet lid she was unpleasantly surprised by the majestic bathing rhino staring back at her.
by S. Joslin October 23, 2008
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barbino

something that is complete trash; worthless and a waste of time
John: "did you pick up the new ja-rule cd?"
adam: "Nah, that shit was totally barbino"
by superbogner October 30, 2008
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