Backhead Hotness

When the back of someones head looks more attractive than their actual face does, resulting in a feeling of disappointment

Guy 1: Damn dude that gurl looks hot as hell, let's see if she turns around
Guy 2: ah shit false alarm, we got ourselves some backhead hotness

by uraveragerandy April 25, 2014

Backdoor Thot

A person who comes in through the backdoor of your house, at your request, for: sex, making out, or any intimate actions for free.

“Dude, I wanna hook up with someone sooo bad”
“Ask Jenna”
“That’s right she’s a total backdoor Thot”

by President Poverty November 16, 2018

backdoor houdini

When your girl sits in the back seat and jerks you off while you drive

Canlin said hey Bro last night onmy way home my bitch gave me a backdoor houdini

Tent said nice bro

Jerking off while driving secretly

by Averagepennis December 11, 2018

BackHAND

an effective way to beat someone with your hands most commonly used by people named jack and middleastern dads if a belt is not available if u get backhanded u deserved it unless u got back handed by laramey in that case u slap dat bih across da face

oh shit porter just got backhanded by jack goddamn

by GANGNIGA July 31, 2019

Backdoor Arson

When the beef bus drops off gonorronies at the back door

When Rupert met Frank, he thought he had found a season pass to backdoor bonetown. Little did he know that Frank was about to execute backdoor arson.

by Ballsack Commander August 27, 2020

BACKOMYCOTA

good sfer.. on days that end with abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxz . gay for some people

i think backomycota is circling.

ew backomycota is a feed!

by YOUSUCKATSFING May 25, 2021

Backdoor Poltergeist

When a small Asian lady hides in a pillowcase and screams aggressively at their victim until submission, once their victim has surrendered themselves, they proceed to do an outrageous act of "Tarmacking" on their victim.

Bro 1: "hey bro what's that on your t-shirt?"
Bro 2 (Walking with a crutch): "Ahh y'know bro just a classic backdoor poltergeist incident"
Bro 1: "ahh bro that sucks bro, want a kiss?"

by ILikeJoshVeryMuchIThinkHesCool June 23, 2022