"Friends With Minor Benefits" denotes a relationship in which two friends participate in non-coital activities usually designated for more intimate relationships without the attached emotional bond.
These activities can range anywhere from simple making out all the way to mutual masturbation and/or oral sex, but does not include actual coitus (that would be considered "friends with benefits").
These activities can range anywhere from simple making out all the way to mutual masturbation and/or oral sex, but does not include actual coitus (that would be considered "friends with benefits").
Guy: I walked in on Bob and Mary in a heated makeout session earlier.
Girl: I didn't know Bob and Mary were going out?
Guy: They're not. They're just friends with minor benefits.
Girl: I didn't know Bob and Mary were going out?
Guy: They're not. They're just friends with minor benefits.
by Soon2BMe December 28, 2010
Get the Friends With Minor Benefitsmug. When you are friends with someone who works in a dairy department meaning you get the hook up on new products and specialty creamers.
Did you see the new mint cookie creamer that just came out? Good thing Tim and I are friends with dairy benefits so I’ll get some right away.
by Tigerzebra March 3, 2022
Get the Friends with dairy benefitsmug. 1: Alright so I am going out now to chipotle with Greg
2: Wait, I thought you said you were going to break up break with that b!tch
1: yea but he always takes me out for Chinese, Indian, and chipotle... Especially chipotle.
2: hold on, are you saying you are only with him for the food....
1: Well not just that, I mean... Yea
2: dude, you are so friends with food benefits
2: Wait, I thought you said you were going to break up break with that b!tch
1: yea but he always takes me out for Chinese, Indian, and chipotle... Especially chipotle.
2: hold on, are you saying you are only with him for the food....
1: Well not just that, I mean... Yea
2: dude, you are so friends with food benefits
by Sk8rGal360 February 14, 2015
Get the Friends with food benefitsmug. This is a friends with benefits arrangement where everything goes except sex. These friends kiss, flirt and confide in each other but there is no sex. Some may or may not engage in oral sex.
by Yayihuot September 12, 2013
Get the friend with partial benefitsmug. Gay Brothers that spend a lot of time together behind closed doors. Quite often noises are heard from within that can be associated with gurgling, dry reaching & only what could only be described as 2 fish being slapped together in a fast rhythmic motion.
Father: “damn those boys enjoy each other’s company”
Mother: “It’s beautiful the bond they share together”
Father: “Sometimes when they are playing GTA5 together in their bedroom it sounds like they are sharing more than a bond”
Mother: “What are you saying?”
Father: “I’d swear those gay CUNT’s are fucking each other”
Mother: “Don’t be stupid, they’re brothers”
Father: Yeah, ‘Bro’s-w-Benefits’
Mother: “It’s beautiful the bond they share together”
Father: “Sometimes when they are playing GTA5 together in their bedroom it sounds like they are sharing more than a bond”
Mother: “What are you saying?”
Father: “I’d swear those gay CUNT’s are fucking each other”
Mother: “Don’t be stupid, they’re brothers”
Father: Yeah, ‘Bro’s-w-Benefits’
by Litcunt February 4, 2020
Get the Bro’s-w-Benefitsmug. A cuck who is in a relationship with someone who only uses them for sex. The only reason they are with them still is because of the delusion that the person using them actually cares for them.
by Lumlotus June 9, 2018
Get the friend with benefits zonedmug. A phrase born of the fact that Florida’s Governor, Ron DeFlatus, has suggested that the state’s educational curriculum include material on “the benefits of being a slave” so that whitefolk don’t wind up stewing in their own guilt over slaveholding ancestors, thereby garnering him some white votes since there are so many that would vote for such an asshole with this point of view.
The “anti-woke” Florida Governor knows that he can garner strong support from white supremacists by virtue of his ridiculous reinvention of history and this illustrates the benefits of being an asshole in this part of the country.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023
Get the the benefits of being an assholemug.