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a modern, science fiction version of Pocahontas...

...But it's a great movie nontheless!

Person 1: It’s a movie about strangers settling into a “new world”, looking for a rare and valuable mineral. Most settlers don’t care about the well-being of the original inhabitants of the new world and believe they’re all savages. However, one of the settlers, a man, doesn’t agree. He is amazed by the beautiful landscape stretching out in front of him when he arrives and therefore decides to explore it. He meets a beautiful female inhabitant of this world on his way. Even though she mistrusts him at first, they get to know each other better and he finds out that the female inhabitant is a princess (sort of) who’s destined to marry a serious male warrior whom she has no romantic feelings for. She then tells the stranger more about her culture and about how beautiful and important nature is and how it should be respected. They end up falling in love with each other, but the stranger settlers do not agree with their relationship as it will prevent them of accessing to the mineral they came for. The conflict quickly turns into a war between the original inhabitants and the settlers… Guess what movie this is.

Person 2: That’s easy, it’s Pocahontas.

Person 3: No, it’s Avatar!

Person 1: I was thinking about Avatar, but technically, you’re both right!

by Pocahontavatar February 14, 2010

Avatar

The best movie. Amazing graphics and very cool, especially in 3D. Lots of blue creatures. Also more expensive to make than the Titanic movie.

"Dude have you seen Avatar yet?!"
"No man but it looks great!"

by Whatkindof namedoIput? December 31, 2009

Avatard

An Avatar Fanboy. Generally a person who has no intrest in Sci-Fi or anything like that, and when asked why they like it, reply with the words - 'It's a good film!'.

Person 1 - 'Have you seen Avatar?'
Person 2 - 'No.'
Person 1 - 'It's AMAZING! I WANT TO BE A NA'VI!'
Person 2 - 'Your such an avatard.'

by NiteOwl137 January 18, 2010

Avatar

1. The 2009 film by James Cameron (terminator 2, aliens, titanic) about a paraplegic marine who gets caught in the middle of a war between a mining company and a native alien species (the na'vi) on the moon pandora.

2. an A-fucking-mazing movie!!

Avatar was an amazing move, especially in 3D!

by gooseman2009 January 3, 2010

Avatard

A person who is so utterly obsessed with James Cameron's film, Avatar, that he or she would undergo extensive plastic surgery, AIDS, and death in order to be a fucking 10 foot tall blue alien, if given the opportunity.

Avatard: DUDE!!!!!!!!11111111111111111 DID YOU SEE AVATAR?
Normal kid: Yeah. I saw it. It sucked dicks.
Avatard: WTF?!?!?!
Normal kid: Did you not notice that the plot was Pocahontas revisisted?
Avatard: NAH...I wanna be an avatar!!!111111111 They're so fucking 1337!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111
Normal kid: *Facepalm*

by wrongturn January 13, 2010

Post Avatar Depression

Post Avatar Depression, also known as P.A.D., occurs to a person after seeing the movie "Avatar" (By James Cameron) after immediately realizing they had fallen victim to a runaway hype train, and wasted their time and money on a blatantly derivative movie that sucks even more than the terrible movies it ripped off to begin with.

Guy 1: Wow that movie was complete trash. Just awful.

Guy 2: *Sniff* I'm such a sucker.
Guy 1: Dude, are you crying?
Guy 2: Bro... I'm a sap. I knew the movie was just Dances with Wolves in space, but Hollywood leaned on the media to ram it down our throats so hard. I just... I really bought a whole car on the hype train and it's just the worst sci-fi movie since Battlefield Earth.
Guy 1: Aww shit... looks like Post Avatar Depression...
Guy 2: I need a hug and to rewatch Andor immediately.

by KleverBoi December 14, 2022

Avatard

The retarded loser who hides behind an avatar on a public website that looks NOTHING like himself.

I can't believe that disgusting avatard tried to pass himself off as good looking!

by Debra Lynn December 15, 2008