Trades Assistant

When someone is so infatuated with their male workmate that they want to do everything they can to assist them: feed them, wash them, dress them, undress them, assist them go toilet, wipe them, felate them

George was so infatuated with his workmate Mace that he asked if he could be Maces trades Assistant

by Damo the Leb April 17, 2019

Trades Assistant

When you are so infatuated with your male partner that you do everything for him: wash him, feed him, unzip him, assist him going Oiler, wipe him, felate him

George was so infatuated with Mace that he asked if he could be his trades assistant

by Damo the Leb April 16, 2019

Trades Assistant

When someone is so infatuated with their make workmate that they wash them, feed them, unzip them, assist them to go toilet, felate them.....

George was so infatuated with his workmate Mace that he asked to be his trades assistant

by Damo the Leb April 16, 2019

I need assistance

What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.

I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me

by My Minecraft Isn't working July 03, 2019

Assistant Simp

When you wingman a Simp yet you are not a simp yourself.

"Today I helped Elliot get this girl he was after."

"You mean that simp? So you're basically his Assistant Simp?"

by Sh0rtkakke March 25, 2020

Feedback Assistant

A personal labeled as an F.B.I. tipster.

The Feedback Assistant was so fucking bombed one night at the bar that he forgot his cell phone behind with “millions of dollars” on his cell phone.

by DaveShaw May 13, 2018

vaccon assistant

one who performs all of the finishing work on vaccon water tanks while the general stands by and watches. Specific assistant duties include flame treating, drilling holes, trimming flash, bagging, wrapping, and impact testing.

Donnell: Man I havent seen you all day what are you up to.
Jermaine: I have been busy...I am the vaccon assistant.
Nelson: Quietly agrees and laughs at his desk

by Mystery Dictionary February 17, 2010