Silent Assassin

A man who waits in the closet while his friend has sex with a woman, masturbating, then jumps out when they finish and cums on her face.

Ted: Hey, I got a hot date tonight. You wanna be the silent assassin?
Bill: Hell yea, that bitch will never see it coming!

by rizzo fo shizzo November 23, 2006

Assassin

The act of hiding in a closet and beating off, while someone is in the room unsuspecting. Then jumping out of the closet and busting all over them.

"Yesterday I assassined this one chick, she didn't even know I was there until after I left"

by Marquis February 26, 2005

Cerebral Assassin

Someone who is so mind-nummingly retarded, they send you into a coma or vegatative state (i.e. those who are 13 years old, shop at Hot Topic, watch Twilight and Rick and Morty, and/or believe "real" Communism has never been tried).

Anon decided to be a Cerebral Assassin today, and sent Chad into such a comatose state that he may never recover.

by BGTV March 23, 2019

Assassins Creed Unity

The shittiest fucking game/assassins creed game in existence. Full of bugs, server errors, the combat sucks, and running makes you look like you have to take a shit.

James: Hey did you play Assassins Creed Unity?

Desmond: Yeah and it sucks horse dick!

by TheAndroidBro August 11, 2015

Camel Toe Assassin

A male or female that enjoys penetrating a vagina. During the process of penetration the camel toe itself is assassinated.

"Dude did you assassinate that camel toe?!"

"My buddy is such a camel toe assassin, he bangs every hot chick we meet."

by evolart November 30, 2009

SO assassins creed

can be used sarcastically or to express an impressive display of skill.

Example 1.
*Man 1 leaps over wall and faceplants the floor*
Man 2 - (sarcastically) That was SO assassins creed.

Example 2.
Child - Yesterday i jumped off a swing and landed in forward roll. It was SO assassins creed.

by ELLENES June 21, 2010

Silent Assassin

1) The second game in the HITMAN video game series.
2) A ranking in the HITMAN games only possible by killing just the targets and with no witnesses.
3) To ejaculate on somebody without their knowlage of said ejactulation.

1) I just bought 'Silent Assassin'.
2) I just got the 'Silent Assassin' ranking on 'House Of Cards'.
3) I just gave that bitch a silent assassin on the bus today. Sure didn't see that coming...

by Comrade 47 March 12, 2008