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asshat

That which refers to Logic
That asshat Logic is a midget
by ilLOGICalFarmer September 21, 2009
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Asshat

An idoit of epic porportions. Usually resides in forums or most online games. They can easilly be mistaken for noobs, but there is only a slight difference. Asshats seem to be more of a pestering noob than one that you meet for a short period of time. See chode.
Inderpaul is an asshat.
by Zim Santos January 23, 2007
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Asshat

A person, regardless of gender, who is so much of an ass that they wear their ass proudly upon their head, a literal crown to the glory that is their assholyness.
"Phil is such an Asshat..."
"Yeah, I hate that guy..."

-Everyone ever.
by BigFudge07 May 14, 2015
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Asshat

When your head is so far up your own ass that you wear it like a hat!
You not see what is before you, because you are such an asshat!
by TashDoll August 24, 2015
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Asshat

(noun)-Somebody who is being a complete jerk to everybody, and is uncontrollable.
It's almost as if they have an invisible hat that says, "I'm an ass!". Hence, asshat.

(Plural: Asshats: A group of uncontrollable asses, usually young, immature boys, who are being complete jerks to everyone.
Phil, quit being an asshat and get your act together!

(Plural)-Tom and his buddies are being real asshats today.
by The Hankerchief January 4, 2009
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Asshateus Maximus

In Politics, an Intellectually Dishonest person of Low Self-Esteem, usually an Abuser of small animals who likes to Disrupt Mature Debate like an 8 year old girl not getting enough attention.

In Movie Theaters, a Jackass who would walk into an empty Theater and sit Directly in front of you.
PeterGriffin was an Asshateus Maximus until he Conceded and handed the Crown to 7426Karl who had his head lodged to far up PG's Ass too Realize a Concession had come.
by tha malcontent August 3, 2006
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Asshat

Someone who acts so completely ridiculous and irrational that you can't stand to hear their voice much less see their face.
Anyone who know's Clay would agree, he's the biggest asshat we know.
by This makes me smile January 26, 2011
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