Angus

If you meet a angus stay away he has smegma and will infect you

Girl "I just Met a Angus"
Boy "Really did he smell"
Girl "Oh God your infected"

by Mr.Ummmmmmmm June 21, 2018

Angus

Angus has a giant dick and all the girls think he is soo hot

Girl 1: look that man has a giant dick and is so hot

Girl 2: his name must be Angus

by Big man give blowjob August 31, 2021

Angus

1. Slang for someone who is just reckless and screws everything up.

2. Slang for someone who barely touches grass and just stays away from the sun.

"Look at that Angus under the shed."
"This Angus just got Victory Royale in Fortnite, what a try-hard."

by emogus November 30, 2022

Angus J

A male with a penis longer and thicker than one can possibly imagine, and has an incredible ass made of steel that woman literally drool for.

"Holy shit look at that guy over there i can see his huge penis from here, he must be an Angus J"

by DarylWittener123 July 7, 2023

Angus

Small and pathetically weak like a slug or a snail and is incredibly attracted to pleople names becky

Oh that moth is an angus

by Ryan mcGregor January 16, 2019

angus kirk

i nice guy that is almost always gay to his homies but always says no homo. angus kirk is the guy to put his pp in ur mouth and say no homo the man is gay but continues to deny it. but hes all around nice guy but very gay

person: hey Angus
Angus Kirk: nice juicy ass you have there
person: im not gay
Angus Kirk: neither i am

by PeEnIs_LoVeR August 29, 2019

Angus Reid

typically a bloke but could potentially pass as a female. often struggles to seduce the female sort.

we suggest that if you fall under this definition you should move to thailand.

people would argue that you should be called a pissant.

person 1: hey mate want another beer

angus reid: nah mate i’ve already had three

person 1: oh grow up

angus reid: *tactical vomit*

by gusgus69 November 26, 2024