Another mean sex act, while on top as you are about to cum, (or as your partner is cumming) bring back your knee and slam it into their crotch as you jump off of them while screaming "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!"...
"Aaron was being a total douche last night so when I was riding him I decided to play the Angry Missionary on him. He cried like a little bitch :P"
by Moose Kilkenny November 06, 2007
The act of removing the penis from ones pantaloons and recieve a hearty laugh from the sexual accomplice. You then become quite enraged and punch the woman in the face then fucking her rectal cavity brutally until you hit the poo nerve, causing her to shit ferociously all over the male erectus. The constant flow of fecal matter causes the woman to lose conciousness due to a mass body fluid loss, to which you shit in her unconciouss mouth and fuck it some more until you blow your load in to her mouth orfice. Afterwards you tie her upside down to the fridge and drink the thick liquids that are expelled from her mouth. You then sew her mouth shut and poo on her face so she vomits and suffocates. You then fuck her dead body some more and then torch all evidence of the delicious occasion and then admit yourself into a mental institution where you undertake all previous steps on a psycho dilusional fuck who has no idea what is happening :D
OMG Guys did you hear about what happened on the weekend. Police say someone gave some biddy the angry blaker. That shit was literally fucked up.. *Holds Boner
Did you hear about Archie? he totally gave the angry blaker to some chick in his ute.
Did you hear about Archie? he totally gave the angry blaker to some chick in his ute.
by Radcool November 08, 2010
After spunking in a girl's mouth, you pinch the center of her two lips together and hold her nose. This will force the cum to dribble out of the sides of her mouth, thus the teeth of the walrus.
by booba April 20, 2004
An angry magician is when you are doing a girl doggie style. Then you donkey punch her real hard to knock her out, and then hide in her closet. When she wakes up and checks the closet for you, you punch her in the face, and run home. Once home, masturbate.
Dan "Did you here that Steve pulled an angry magician in Carol last night?"
Keith "Damn, he's a midget throwing, donker humper"
Keith "Damn, he's a midget throwing, donker humper"
by mbsharp February 04, 2008
when a man takes a woman from behind whilst holding her legs and standing, preferabbly with her arms tied to her sides, so that her face grinds along the floor.
by MrTruddleswick May 05, 2006
When you're fucking a girl doggy style and you pull her arms out from underneath her so her face is flat on the ground. You continue to thrust against her and, using her arms to direct her, move her forward like you are mowing a lawn.
"My boyfriend gave me an angry lawnmower last night and now my cheek hurts."
"I lawnmowered my girlfriend last night towards the beer."
"I lawnmowered my girlfriend last night towards the beer."
by DFarese February 06, 2009
you tie your girlfriend to your bed with bondage. and leave. You then proceed to beat her with your dick until she is red like a demon. She will most likely scream, but thats becasue she is turning into a demon. cum on her face to turn her back to a human.
by me likey ur mom January 24, 2012