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The Ancient One

He who shall not be named. If a human being even dares to whisper his name, a destructive forces will be brought upon us all.

He had seven sons, from which he shaped the earth, but one son went against him; Mester. He shaped the very essence of life as we know it from the stars and earth. Only he masters the Jinga. A capoeira battle unfolded between the two forces of divinity. In the end, The Ancient One was banished to the dark abyss that is the very core of the earth. But it came at a great price, Mester was flung out into the most outer regions og space, where he watches over us, in fear of approaching the earth, as it may awaken The Ancient One once again.
Thank you The Ancient One for shaping the Earth on which I stand and the food I eat. Thank you Mester for shaping life and feelings in your own image. I am eternally greatful.
by Worshipper of Mester December 2, 2016
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ancient

Outstanding, excelling in it's category.

Originating in Horseshoe Scout Reservation, MD.
Man, that shirt's Ancient!
by w@ng December 28, 2005
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Ancient chinese secret

The thing that retarded chinese man blabbers about.
-In my lair captured-
You: OMFG!! WHAT DO I DO NOW?!!!!!!11111
Me: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU ARE NOW TRAPPED WITH CHINESE DUCT TAPE!!!! *thunder storm* BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
You: Hmm...there must be some way to get out of here... *uses a............thing* YESSSSSSSSSSS
-3 hours later-
Me: WTF HOW DID THEY GET OUT?!
*chinese man pops out from nowhere*
Chinese man: Ancient chinese secret.. *brings scissors*
Me: Fuck.
by Light dragon (Anti-ED person) September 23, 2010
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Anilingus-Necrophilia

The act of eating out dead asshole.

Someone who prefers dead asshole(s) above live asshole(s) for it's moisture and texture.
Connie and Mary at a Club:

Connie: "She's a total bitch,"

Mary: "Ya, I know, I saw her at the cemetery last night, she must be an Anilingus-Necrophiliac."
by Sodisgusting January 6, 2012
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ancio

is deffinetly gay , it is aboys name, he likes small choads in his butt but if it is to big he willl freak out like a drama queen
gay boy1-me and ancio did anal last night
gay boy2- did he scream and do his drama act
by homophobic12345 January 11, 2012
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defence of the ancients

The game defence of the ancients is a pro map on the game Warcraft III the frozen throne. The most popular version is Dota Allstars.
Dota Allstars biggest pro is Hajsan, he pwans so much that he allways gets beyond god like after 3minuts max, but yea, don't blame him, he was born that way, pwaning evryone. Hajsan's best m8 is the legendary waazzaa, who pwans too.
Just a normal defence of the ancients match. The game just started and Hajsan choosed random (ofc) and got geomancer. He runs top and attacking 3 heroes standing at the tower.

Hajsan pwned ***** head for *** gold!
Hajsan drew first blood!
Hajsan pwned *** head for *** gold!
Double kill!
Hajsan pwned ******* for *** gold!
Tripple kill!
Hajsan got killing spree!

(and that's after 30 sec (before the creeps came, and notice, no asists!)
by Hajsan's biggest fan August 24, 2009
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