The biggest bot on the planet
by Albert the goat October 27, 2019

He is an Andrew
by my moms undy November 1, 2018

Hoe Andrew: A guy who has a girlfriend but still flirts with you for years.
Weird Andrew: The one who loves sloths and minecraft.
Passive Andrew: Is part of the group but honestly does not care at all.
Cute Andrew: The one that does not even know you exist.
Weird Andrew: The one who loves sloths and minecraft.
Passive Andrew: Is part of the group but honestly does not care at all.
Cute Andrew: The one that does not even know you exist.
by YannyBemaurel September 22, 2019

Andrews are amazing guys. Very loud and energetic in public, these guys are almost always huge teddy bears once you get to know them. I have never not known an Andrew to not love hugs. Andrews can be very random. Sometimes they are very "manly" and love sports, fast cars, etc. Other times, Andrews will love to sit down and just cuddle. Almost every Andrew loves music in one way or another, most likely singing along to their favorite music, or making/playing music in a band or in school. Every Andrew plays an instrument. Andrews can also be very nerdy, and constantly obsessed with comic books, video games, and movies. All Andrews are also incredibly funny and quick-witted. They almost always have a joke or pun waiting to be used, even if its terrible. If you are ever lucky enough to date an Andrew, be prepared. They are very physical, and will almost immediately start with the constant hugging and cuddling. However, Andrews are normally gentlemen, with great manners. Some excellent ideas for a date with an Andrew is simply to stay in. Cuddle up and watch movies. Disney especially. Most Andrews struggle with self-doubt and occasionally depression. Be prepared to listen if they really need to vent. Also, try and give them enough attention, as their self-doubt can make them assume you dont care (which is never the case, hopefully). Overall, Andrews are incredibly kind, caring, funny, adorable guys, and you should consider yourself lucky to know one.
Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Andrew started dating?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a huge sweetheart. He's so considerate and funny and porky. He's just perfect!
Girl 1: Good for you! I need an Andrew in my life...
Girl 2: Yeah! He's a huge sweetheart. He's so considerate and funny and porky. He's just perfect!
Girl 1: Good for you! I need an Andrew in my life...
by SaucySomebody October 25, 2019

Andrew is a redneck and loves trucks and beer. He laughs like a naked mole rat and used to have a rat tail. He gets annoyed very easily and won't let you touch his goldfish.
by Pepsi_Cola_7341 April 16, 2019

by Cracked soul April 16, 2020

gay ass dude that will fuck any male he sees. also very horny and loves to stick his penis into pillows. looks like a condom.
by rowleek cnnaw October 27, 2019
