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gayest looking man alive

"is that the gayest looking man alive?!"
by uhhhkendra October 20, 2022
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Whitest boy alive

Kind of like the noble savage, there is whitest boy alive, he doesn't exist. There is nobody as shy and naive as the description. People are just people, and the weak one is the one always looking for the weak one to try and walk all over or take advantage of, no matter what they look like.
There is no whitest boy alive any more than there is a blackest boy alive, though you don't hear many black guys arrogant enough to call some guy the blackest boy alive.
by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021
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retard man alive

Its like a way to say your the "most retarded man alive" but in a shorter way as in "retard man alive"
Bro I was talking to Sarah the other way and the way she was looking at me she probably thought I was retard man alive.
by ciralmanalive April 9, 2024
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I want you to be less alive!

Either asking you to pass out, or to die.
In A netflix parody movie made entirely by AI:
Victim girl tied to a seat about to be thrown onto saws: What will you do to me?
Chainsaw holding murderer man with devil mask: I want you to be less alive!
by TesTy_DaBlockz October 21, 2023
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Are you alive?

A question referring to an attribute of actually being alive.

Alive meaning above ground, ticking, in motion, or any other euphemism that accounts to actual existence.
"Are you alive?"
The Six always had a way with her words.

Little did he know that would be the last thing he would hear.
by REBel Siren December 28, 2021
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Wide alive

The act of being wide awake and still alive, combined into one phrase.
Made popular by a kid from Kansas who was playing Call of Duty: Resurgence with "OLDERWVLF" and "buttblaster420" on PlayStation 5 server

The gamer was bragging about being better than everyone and dropping the N bomb a lot to sound cool, when antagonized about his personality and play style , he got flustered and tried to proclaim he was wide awake at 3am on a Saturday and still alive ,but due to his nervousness , he uttered " I'm wide-alive!!"
When roasted about this incident he muted the lobby out of embarrassment and frustration.
Random gamer : cmon you guys are so bad at the game , get more points , cmon

OlderWvlf: man hush we are playing for fun and you aren't even that good , sounds like your sleeping over there, how many frags you got?
Random gamer: wtf!! Ughh what do you mean I'm WIDE ALIVEEE!!!!
by OlderWvlf July 15, 2024
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Sexiest Human Alive

The sexiest human alive is Brantley Hall
by That bitch$ October 6, 2020
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