Alexandra is a hot mama. When boys walk past her they drool and think “wow dude, i wish she was my bae gosh darn it!” Alexandra can be sad and she cries a lot but in front of friends she has a huge smile. Alexandra has back dimples and a weave and even though a lot of people have her and wanna snatch it, to bad cause she super glued it on after that one time someone did snatch it she said “not again baby mama honey bad bitchalicous! “

“alexandra is a hot mama and she can run me over with a truck and i will praise her.”

by bigpussylips101 May 30, 2020

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Alexandra is a disgusting vile being of a human specimen. If you ever encounter someone named Alex or Alexandra, run away immediately. Do not trust whatever the hell they say and always insult them because oh my god, they suck! If you are friends with an Alexandra right now, you need to drop them immediately because they right now brain washing you into liking Alexandra's. Do not look them in the eye because they eat you, trust me, I saw them at 3AM (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Person 1: Hey dude, is that an Alexandra right over there?
Person 2: OH HELL NAH, WE GOTTA GO BRO.

by SuchGoomba November 26, 2022

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