Adult Money

The disposable income that having a stable job brings as an adult, in contrast to depending on your parents/guardians for financial support.

"Why so much He-Man stuff?"
"Oh, I loved the franchise as a kid, but never got to have any of the toys. Thanks to my adult money, I can finally channel my inner child."
"That's dope."

by Afro-Chan August 31, 2023

Adulting Degenerate

Adult·ing De·gen·er·ate
noun
/əˈdəltiNG,ˈaˌdəltiNG/. /dəˈjen(ə)rət/
the practice of behaving like a responsible adult, especially the accomplishment of mundane but necessary tasks while balancing a deviant lifestyle.

I live an adulting degenerate lifestyle.

by The Adulting Degenerate July 24, 2023

adulting-ager

What was formerly called a young adult 🤔 age 18-25.

I call these people adulting-ager because although adults in law, they are still adulting, learning how to be responsible adults and failing in the process.

by Sexydimma January 26, 2023

adult lullaby

Your favorite tv show or movie to fall asleep to.

If I really want to fall asleep I put Columbo on I love the show but it's my adult lullaby I always fall asleep watching it.

by No1billmurrayfan March 9, 2016

Adult Swim

The thing keeping Cartoon Network from turning into Teen Titans Go! Network. The only problem with it is how much they play Rick and Morty.

Aw god, I have seen every single episode of Rick and Morty on Adult Swim and Cartoon Network keeps shoving TTG! up my ass. Hopefully AT&T will be a better parent than Time Warner.

by You want a cookie? June 17, 2018

Innocent adult

Someone who is innocent and precious and must be protected

Did you hear about cookiemonster? She’s such an innocent adult

by YankeePankee October 25, 2020

Adult Nonce

A sex offender with adult victims, i.e. a rapist. The term "NONCE" doesn't necessarily mean child victims. It originated from Wakefield Prison in the UK and stood for "Not on Normal Courtyard Exercise." If a prisoner had committed horrific crimes such as child murder, rape or pedophilia they would get a "NONCE" sign on the door of their cell. This meant that the prison guards would not open their cell doors at the same time as the other prisons because they were very likely to get beaten up by the other inmates. It doesn't necessarily mean pedophiles.

An adult nonce is essentially a sex offender who has victims that are adults. For example a serial rapist or woman murderer but the victims are adults.

Wayne Couzens, the policeman who abused his position to rape and kill Sarah Everard is an adult nonce.

by TheFunnyGuy88 September 10, 2022