Jealous admiration

When you're jealous of someone's place in life but you stíll admire what they create, or generally what they do.

"I have a lot of jealous admiration of your dad.", Said your best friend with a smirk.

by Middasqweed August 27, 2021

Body Admiration

Admiring someone's body specifically females in boyshorts or panties.

During our body admiration session she let me sniff her panties.

by Mario456 November 14, 2021

The Admiral’s Buttons

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.

Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?

Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!

Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!

Alternatively…

Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.

Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!

by Refenestrated December 28, 2021

Thomas Admiration

Pretty/perfect/ adorable/ hot no matter what you look like

I have thomas admiration no matter what you look like

by Menopause December 13, 2022

Vice Admiral Stroker

The strongest marine in one piece.

Nathan: Vice Admiral Stroker is the most powerful marine in one piece
Zack: No dude Aokiji or Akainu is def better
Nathan: shut up

by PoopManSodaCan April 22, 2023

Sperm Admiral

Noun. Amongst the top ranks of Sailors who have joined the Navy military branch. Also reserved for any Seaman whose name is Doug, regardless of their true rank.

"Dude, did you know Doug was in the Navy?"
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."

by anonymous April 18, 2024

Rear Admiral Down

Definition:
When anyone gets so distracted by a woman’s behind—especially while she’s walking upstairs—that he loses his footing and falls like he’s been hit in action. A mix of lust, poor timing, and gravity.

Bro, I saw Torres take a full Rear Admiral Down when that chick walked past in heels. Dude didn’t stand a chance.

by Duchess Mischief April 30, 2025