ALEXANDER

slow as shit at running

Alex your slow as shit and your ass shit
Alexander run faster you gronk

ALEXANDER by 19838474y August 20, 2024

Alexander

Alexander is a myth but not quite a legend he's a shadow in a shadowy room.He is man but not any man just a man. He's someone you can rely on . He's someone but not just Someone.Alexander is not a person nor a place he is an idea of Alexander. Ps Alexander has a big cock

That's a classic Alexander move right there.

Alexander by Alexandero December 20, 2024

Alexander

Supposedly Okay.

Alexander is okay. I guess.

Alexander by Axel Thorn January 17, 2025

alexander

best boyfriend in the freaking world who will make and buy you twix and nutella sandwiches no matter what and also smells like coconut from all his curly hair products AND GIVES THE BEST HUGS

“oh my gosh alexander is such a good boyfriend”
“girl shut the fuck up all you do is talk about him”
“…”

alexander by bmil02 February 20, 2025

Alexander

Sexy autistic white guy who’s good with any instrument he touches. Average size dick and likes raping men named Diego.

Look at Alexander going ham on Diego

Alexander by Tminusnine May 5, 2025

Alexander

Delilah loves Alexander more FOREVER!!!

Alexander: I love you
Delilah: I love you MORE INFINITY

Alexander by lilalovesalexmore November 24, 2025

Alexander: 

“Helper and defender of mankind”
Alexander’s are humanitarians they’re extremely intelligent & very charming. When you’re with an Alexander it is like being with your best friend/boy friend all at the same time. He’s an amazing lover, gentle & irresistibly sexy. They have a wonderful sense of humor. Alexander’s are thoughtful, honest & loving.

Alexander: is the most amazing guy in the world & I love him!

Alexander: by Track10 March 21, 2010