Bird abuse

Bird abusing means the act of abusing birds

Friend: What happened to all the birds in the pet store?
Me: Yes
Friend: Wow you do bird abuse

by Bird abuser September 22, 2021

flash abuser

flash abuser is a league of legends term referring to someone that flashed in order to survive.

Morgana: *flashes*
L9 WANNABEXD: FLASH ABUSER GO KYS
Morgana: chill bro I just used a summoner spell it's part of the game
L9 WANNABEXD: STFU YOU FUCKING SUCK IM SO EDGY AND CRINGE LOL! I GET NO ATTENTION FROM MY TWO FATHERS

by sunsethc January 3, 2022

JMan the abuser

Calling out a woman who's twice your age to a fight.

JMan the abuser was ready to put up the beats.

by NTNitingale August 17, 2020

Punch a bus driver

A saying used when you are so angry that your years of public school bus humility comes out and gives you the urge to punch a former or current busdriver

When Kip got kicked in the dick by Seth , the pain angered him to the point of screaming out, " IM GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH A BUS DRIVER!"

by Tom-Dickery-Kickery October 9, 2016

Lads on a bus

A group of absolute mad lads and roadmen who constantly want to beat the shit out of everything. They tend to act like they own the bus and love to talk about shagging. They are not the type of people you would want to mess with.

Person 1: Wow, those scary people look like they own the bus!

Person 2: Yeah, they're Lads on a bus.

by Mad Laddo December 19, 2019

wouldn't know if they had a bus up them

Complete cluelessness and lack of awareness of one's surroundings.

Those idiots wouldn't know if they had a bus up them

by Poll Hereford November 3, 2009

tab abuse

When you pick up the tab for someone and their simple request turns into a dozen expensive things.

"When we go to the bar and he picks up the tab he limits us to tap beer but when I pick up the tab he insists on getting $10 martinis."
"That us such tab abuse, tell his ass he can buy his own drinks."

A common tab abuse situation.
"I forgot my purse at home, will you buy me a pack of gum and maybe a pack of smokes?"
"Sure."
"Sweet! In that case, I also need another pack of smokes, two frozen pizzas, some chips, a six pack, a box of tampons, and a bottle of vodka...oh and some orange juice..."

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008