hard mat

a jail cell bed

from a Kevin Gates song "hard mat hurt your back when it's no option."

by thadorion July 6, 2015

Mats

Proper Noun
Something extreme or paranormal. Originated in the southern Swedish accent as a slang word. Things that are extreme are worded as Mats' possesion.

Holy shit why is that snail so fast?!

That's Mats' snail

by altsadetejutre May 20, 2024

Zombie Mat

A laundromat that is gross, dirty, disgusting, scary, or where you don't want to go to. Commonly will have broken or out of service washing machines, old equipment, and an overall hostile environment. Equipment is unclean (disease can spread), and probably hasn't been cleaned in a couple of months.

No I don't want to go there. That place is a disgusting Zombie Mat. Let's go to WaveMAX® Laundry instead! It's always clean in there.

by Cring=oops March 23, 2020

May mat

When your dumbass friend doesn't use autocorrect when typing "may may"

Macy: "my nickname is may mat"
Friend: "don't you mean may may?"
Macy: "yes OMG!"

by Drummgirl July 29, 2016

mat coir

A guy who is afraid of cockroach , and so dumb in class and always sleep in class

Hey awe u a so mat coir

by Awes December 30, 2017

New door mat

Free ticket for butt stuff when bought by your significant other for your home

My wife bought a new door mat time to pound the brown

by Rustybuffalo January 5, 2023

Mats

Mats is a guy who would absolutely violate you in bed. He is the strongest and smartes species of male humans you can find. Every Mats has a big penis, the size can be compared to a baseball bat or a 1.5 Liter sized cock. When you see a Mats you will instantly be dripping wet as if you just came.

Mats: Hey, my name is...
Girl: IS IT MATS?!
Mats: Yes, is it because you can see my third leg?
Girl: Sex?

by Yellowskin rizz September 7, 2023