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Kevin

Someone who is very fucking thicc that i would instantly nut upon first entry, and would suck all my white seed out of me if his cheeks clinch on my dick.. He is really fucking dumb THICC
Me: Fuck Kevin, you're so fucking Thicc, I think i just came
by Fieldy_Snutz69 October 22, 2018
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kevin

stop destroying my house like a kevin
by urbandiamondwordmaster April 16, 2019
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Kevin

A shitty manager who has no emotion and constantly pulls starters early and replaces them with the bullpen, usually to less than stellar results; a pussy
Bob: Climb that tree.
Joe: No, I’m scared.
Bob: Stop being such a fucking Kevin.
by pizzajona August 12, 2019
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Kevin

Everyone loves Kevin , but is a player that will eventually break a girl/boy's heart. Besides their need for new love every other month a Kevin is very smart and kind, will stand for what they believes in, and is a great person to talk to when you need a friend by your side.
Person(1): Kevin is so cute and nice, he also likes me... what do I do?!

Person(2): Ugh, true, but don't date him! He is a huge player!
by Killbill345 November 25, 2016
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Kevin

Dude 1:Man that guy is shorter than Alex

Dude 2:Yeah that's Kevin
by N_O_TAlex January 1, 2018
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Kevin

A dry person who has no emotions laughs like a cardboard box and has a beer belly. His voice puts you to sleep and he is the boy version of a Karen. Most kevin's are known to be born in the 90's.
Kevin : Guys do your work

Felisha : No, you already bored me to my death
by shdjhsdvsvw3 September 9, 2020
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Kevin

v to be obnoxiously loud and ritually screaming animal noises.
(Looks at screen) Woah! That guy is really kevin-ing it right now!
Dude, that guy is you when you were drunk.
by HeyJayMDud January 18, 2018
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