Kinky Boy Scout leader who preys on his Boy Scouts. He often takes advantage of his knot tying skills.
My 8 year old son enjoys personal quality time with his den father every Wednesday. When he comes home he often has abrasions on his wrists.
by Den father May 25, 2017
Get the den fathermug. A non-existent, popular character who is rarely to be seen.
Twitter users say they are real, but for most of the part, no tik-tok user has seen this man.
Last time seen: getting out of house to buy a milk jug.
Twitter users say they are real, but for most of the part, no tik-tok user has seen this man.
Last time seen: getting out of house to buy a milk jug.
Gigachad: My dad is cool.
Virgin: YOu mEAn YOur Non EXIstenT FathER FiGUre? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhuhh. huh uhuh huhuh.
Person 1. I don't have a father figure.
Person 2. Me neither, Person 1.
Virgin: YOu mEAn YOur Non EXIstenT FathER FiGUre? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhuhh. huh uhuh huhuh.
Person 1. I don't have a father figure.
Person 2. Me neither, Person 1.
by anonymous November 15, 2022
Get the Father Figuremug. by jacob sweden October 11, 2018
Get the Father Hoppimug. A father that has a well known son, named alarm. Even though many hate alarm, he is very useful and father clock will love him no matter what.
by Myahsaurus Rex July 13, 2017
Get the father clockmug. The L33t leader of THE cult and emmbassidor to A cult. Once gaining disciples he becomes Secret Jesus.
by Fido The Righteous December 24, 2004
Get the Father Shamusmug. is good show
by Mr.Quagsire April 21, 2022
Get the father tedmug. A fat dad type. Father to a t is faT. Often used to discreetly make fun of someone for becoming a dad and getting wider.
A: dude what happened to bob after graduation? Ever since he married he’s unrecognizable
B: bob must be a father to a t
B: bob must be a father to a t
by laspalmasdegrancanaria January 28, 2022
Get the father to a tmug.