penny romance

An inexpensive, usually low quality romance novel.

Fabio models for the covers of penny romances.

by Dek Ingraham August 15, 2005

breaking pennies

To do an action with great speed or in an aggressive manner.

He ran so fast that he was breaking pennies.

by Thomas23245d-money6756 January 2, 2014

vagina/pennis

so the pennis is shuved up the vagina

vagina/pennis you

by billy bobs uncle3567 May 24, 2019

One Penny

An evil penny or some other type of evil coin that always manages to find another owner when the previous one leasts expects it.

One penny to rule them all,
One penny to find them,
One penny to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them.

by frodobagginsishere February 18, 2011

Table Pennis

After completing the intense game of Navy Seals, you must keep your dicks out and hit them on the side of a table at 30 bpm for as long as you can stand it. Last one to stop is the winner.

Keep it out! Now it's time for a friendly game of Table Pennis

by Dickcheezeasssqueeze October 30, 2016

penny-farthing

also known as a high wheel, high wheeler or ordinary, was the first machine to be called a "bicycle"

Hey, where'd you get the "penny-farthing"

Oh. I borrowed it from my friend.

by nielol February 6, 2022

poo penny

Coins you find in a toilet.

I found a poo penny.

by Say wut? boredom June 2, 2016