vagina/pennis

so the pennis is shuved up the vagina

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by billy bobs uncle3567 May 24, 2019

penny slit

n. Cheap-ass hooker. Obscure use of the word "slit" as vagina or ass, with penny indicating that it is so cheap you don't need much more than a penny to buy some time with it.

n. Any body orifice where a penny might fit.

v. On the present (-ing) it means buying some time from a cheap hooker.

Damn, look at that hoe, she's a penny slit.

Dat ho's got a penny slit yo; that shit's sexy as fuck.

Im'ma fuck the shit outta' that penny slit, it's so damn cheap yo.

My fucking bitch of an ex slept with half the damn neighborhood, she was such a cheap penny slittin' ho.

Im'ma go penny-slitting round the hood. Bitches love my pennies.

I pulled that penny slit... Jackpot!

by bloodedge September 19, 2014

shitty pennies

loose change

So you go to wendy's, the 2 quarters you get in change are shitty pennies

by lank October 8, 2003

Penny Piggy

Penny Piggy is Like Peppa Pig, Penny Is uninfected in Distorted Memory In George Piggy's nightmare in Mall, Is Face Like Piggy

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by MaxcellTheProDictionary December 13, 2020

poo penny

Coins you find in a toilet.

I found a poo penny.

by Say wut? boredom June 2, 2016

penny romance

An inexpensive, usually low quality romance novel.

Fabio models for the covers of penny romances.

by Dek Ingraham August 15, 2005

Table Pennis

After completing the intense game of Navy Seals, you must keep your dicks out and hit them on the side of a table at 30 bpm for as long as you can stand it. Last one to stop is the winner.

Keep it out! Now it's time for a friendly game of Table Pennis

by Dickcheezeasssqueeze October 30, 2016